So my school had an event for valentine's day, in which they put little messages into balloons and left them on people's doors.
Today I received the following message, inside a red (love) balloon:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I Could Stab You
But that Ass
To: Vox
From: Nezumi
I swear to gog I am not making this up, and I will give you a picture of it if you want proof.