No.6 Discussion Board

@Weisel holy ****, we need to start a weisel protection squad to keep all these creepy-ass people away from you, jegus!
this is why I hate parties
(Nezumi's power can't be contained! His hotness breaks the fourth wall!)

The story about the foursome reminds me of this one time when this girl in my writing class was bragging about how many people were "lining up" to have threesomes with her and her boyfriend. And then she was like, "yeah, me and him we f*ck every day between classes." and then I was like, wow, 1. tmi, 2. how many STDs do you have, and 3. where do you find these weirdos??? (I mean, if you like threesomes, good for you, I guess...? but uh, "lining up???")

Then this other time this guy at my church basically tried to arm-twist me into making out in a closet with him. And when I called him out on it, he pretended that was not his intention at all, even though we were literally sitting in a closet at the time. (questionable life choices, I know. the closet was walk-in sized, so it's not as bad as it sounds...) I really dodged a bullet with that one though

Me and my friends have a pact that if one of us ever gets hit on by a creepy dude, the other will automatically pretend to be their lesbian lover. So far, it's worked great...