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Lost Town => Karan's Bakery => Topic started by: Ahiku on February 10, 2015, 08:06:06 am


Title: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 10, 2015, 08:06:06 am
Ok, you canput your funny headcanons in this thread! :3

I'll break the first ground.

Imagine Nezumi and Shion living together and they decide to clean their house. Spring clean or something like that. They listen to the radio and then this song is playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T4Ml6LD4N0

Nezumi, who's high from inhaling cleaning agents starts to sing along and dance with his broom or swab and grabs Shion and forces him to pirouette and they start to dance like crazy...
When they finish dancing, the room is nothing but chaos... the mopping water container is upset, the bookshelves are on the ground, books are everywhere, broken vases and so one.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 10, 2015, 03:59:26 pm
Shion wrapping himself around Nezumi's leg when he goes to work (Shion doesn't need to go to work for some reason) and Nezumi just arrives at work and everyone's like: "is that... Shion from the RC wrapped around your leg?" and that is how Nezumi's co-workers discovered that Nezumi was dating the most influential figure in No. 6.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 11, 2015, 09:16:52 am
@AoYokai
XDDDDDDDDDDDD AHHHH! I'm crying!
Would you mind it if I draw that one day in the future? X'D
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 11, 2015, 06:59:23 pm
I'd be super honored if you'd draw something I suggested ^^"
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on February 12, 2015, 02:37:20 pm
Here's a question: If Nezumi and Shion were to have matching shirts, what would they be?
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 12, 2015, 02:38:51 pm
I'm going to look online for more ideas, but first of all:
Nezumi- if lost return to Shion
Shion- I'm Shion
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 12, 2015, 02:44:33 pm
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I'm going to look online for more ideas, but first of all:
Nezumi- if lost return to Shion
Shion- I'm Shion

Agree! Just wanted to post that too! XD

But... no idea what else they could wear.

@AoYokai
Yaaay! :D It's so funny and hilarious, I really love this idea. ^^ I definitely wanna draw it when I have more time next month. X3
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on February 12, 2015, 02:49:58 pm
My friend outside the forum just suggested this:

Nezumi: I lost a bet
Shion: I won a bet

and the shirts are horribly obnoxious colors.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on February 12, 2015, 04:59:02 pm
Update: Inked and toned

Sorry, Ahiku but I couldn't stop myself xD, I hope AoYokai won't be mad for using this idea too ^^' .


(http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/f9f1/skjvyge4woiowv4zg.jpg)

(Sorry this is my first fanart from NO.6, I need to get used to them, and maybe I should ink it too XD ) 
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: lawlya on February 12, 2015, 05:06:39 pm
That looks honestly so cute *w*
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on February 12, 2015, 05:46:12 pm
I might just have to make those shirts for myself and my Shion...
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on February 13, 2015, 06:48:18 am
@kare_reiko: wow, that looks amazing! And your first No. 6 art? But you captured them so well!!

Definite 'yes' on those shirts though, amazing head canon y/y/y.

(Alternatively, that variation I saw with 'If lost, return to X' paired with 'touch him and DIE'. Bit intense though. But still accurate.)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 13, 2015, 12:47:08 pm
@kare_reiko
Why are you sorry o.o

Oh, very nice picture! ^-^ So cute! And you even made a background, yay! :D
Do you have a tumblr account, so that we can reblog it? Or would you allow us to  post it on the Restructural Committee blog? :3 Of course with credits to you.

Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on February 13, 2015, 02:08:31 pm
Well, I didn't use tumblr yet, I made account to watch no.6 and pandora hearts things etc.
But no problem, I upload it there and I will publish my things there in future.
http://karereiko.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 13, 2015, 02:13:38 pm
Thanks! :3
I added it to our rc blog queue. ^^ It will be reblogged in 1-2 hours. :D
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 13, 2015, 06:40:40 pm
whoa @kare_reiko it's really cute :D
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 16, 2015, 05:47:55 pm
more silly headcanons: Nezumi sings in the shower.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 17, 2015, 05:55:26 am
@Aoyokai XD Awww
He's singing: "Ooooooo sole miiiiooooo~" while he scrubs his back and Shion is in the kitchen...cooking sunny side eggs just to tease Nezumi. XD When he puts the plate in front of him, she says: "This is for my sun ;P"
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: secretagentfan on February 20, 2015, 09:41:02 pm
I see Nezumi (if given money and a stable income) as having shockingly expensive tastes that he occasionally will indulge in. He strikes me as the type to enjoy fancy food (as long as there is lots of it and he's getting his moneys worth) and order a frilly-ass desert (if cherry cake isn't available or he isn't feeling like a painful trip down memory lane) simply because he can.

Really Nezumi indulging in kind of nice things post-series I think is humorous. Growing up in West Block he probably didn't get to experience a lot of different types of food, so I can see him being stunned by how good simple but a little pricey things are. I mean, Nezumi going to a supermarket instead of the foul-smelling open air thing West Block had? His head would explode.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Vox on February 21, 2015, 10:04:31 am
@Secretagentfan Shion would probably be really tempted to make fun of him. And Nezumi would get snippy and try to hide his excitement/shock by pretending to be emotionless or saying things like, "Shion, no wonder you're so soft and lazy."
But I think that Shion would take notice of the things that particularly catch Nezumi's attention and then get them for him later. Nezumi would complain and be like, 'Why did you spend all that money you idiot' but secretly be pleased.
I think this headcanon turned out cute rather than silly, but oh well XD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 21, 2015, 10:14:49 am
Awww, cute is also okay! ;D I like that headcanon.
Shion should spoil Nezumi a bit with fancy fried quail eggs.

Ah, Nezumi in a supermarket would be really cute too. So much food he has never tried before. ^^ (But I think Inukashi would be even cuter then X'D)

I could also imagine that Nezumi likes helping Karan in the bakery, but sucks at baking and makes a horrible mess, for example dusting pastries with way too much powdered sugar, and when he tries to pipe cream into a cream puff the thing explodes.
In the end he's just allowed to sit there, clean the used bowls and lick the beaters (and Karan places him so that he's also attracking customers.)

Ah...can you imagine Nezumi getting fat? XD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on February 21, 2015, 10:37:53 am
That's the reason Nezumi isn't coming back. He got fat and now he can't fit in his cool pants. How can he possibly show his face around Shion if he doesn't have his cool pants???
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on February 21, 2015, 10:44:00 am
@Vox: cute headcanons all the way! Shion not-so-secretly spoiling Nezumi a little after reunion really has to happen.

@Weisel: I'm laughing so hard because OF COURSE Nezumi would consider those pants cool. XD 'No Shion don't look at me I'm unsightly now I HAD TO DITCH THE PANTS'

@Ahiku: Nezumi would throw such a fit if anyone ever would dare to mention he might be gaining weight, I'm pretty sure XD 'I am NOT getting fat Shion how dare you even suggest the possibility' 'I didn't say you were getting fat, I just said you might be gaining a little -' 'how DARE you' (and then he goes on a diet anyway because NO FREAKING WAY. He wouldn't last because Karan's baked goods are just too good, but he'd quickly learn some self-restraint with them. Y'know, as soon as he'd even allowed himself to indulge in food a bit, because years and years of surviving on the bare minimum is hard to just shake off I'd imagine.)
Also clearly Shion would notice that sometime at night in bed, because I cannot imagine him not wanting to get close if Nezumi would allow it. Like they would mostly just snuggle a bit for quite a while, but Shion would crave every confirmation that Nezumi was indeed back and wouldn't sneak out again.

... that wasn't anything near funny, I'm clearly not allowed in this thread.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 21, 2015, 10:55:37 am
ALRIGHT I was gone for like 24 hours and I lost track of all of the threads but here I am starting to make it up: seriously guys stop posting for like 30 minutes and let me catch up ^^

Shion: *walking into their apartment* Nezumi, what is this?
Nezumi: I bought it today.
Shion: It's a trash can with feathers and weird things coming out of it.
Nezumi: it's art.
Shion: how much did that cost?!
Nezumi: *really high number**some currency*. really good deal for such a master piece huh?


This may or may not have happened more than once.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 21, 2015, 11:08:34 am
@Weisel
LOL XDDD Yeah, that's the reason why he had to leave!
Ah, btw... his pants. Karan is some kind of wonder mama, she was able to fix Nezumi's shitty pants. I mean they are beige...and were full of blood and I bet there was a hole in them too, since he got shot in his leg. ^^° Normally you'd just throw that stuff away, especially since it came in touch with corspes. o_o° (The other clothes as well. X'D I would never put something like that in my laundry machine. God, just give that kid some of Shion's clothes.)

@listenforthelove
Haha X'D I think it's funny to think how embarrassed Nezumi would be. I guess he definitely would gain some weight when he's allowed to eat like a normal human. X'D But he would not get fat, he'd rather look a bit healthier. But I guess Shion would love to tease him a bit. Just imagine them lying in bed and Shion is grabbing his side and even though it's more skin than fat he's making a weird sound X'D Something like. "We-weee *squeeze* *squeeze*" He's Karan's son and was able to practise it all the time not to eat until he's gonna explode. (But well, somehow I get the feeling Shion is just a small eater. Especially when he has a lot of work to do... Karan said that he's getting thinner and thinner in Beyond. .___.) Nezumi is rather lazy and he's always the one who's ranting because he's hungry.
(For examle when that seller lady gave them extra cheese. He was complaining that it wasn't enough and that he's still hungry. Well, he's a boy... they can always eat tons and tons. XD But Shion was like. "Eh, you ate 2 slices of bread... o_o WTF.")
Karan's bakery is like the land of milk and honey. :D

... and Shion and Karan enjoy it to spoil him. X'D Sorry, Nezumi, but you have to get rid of your pants. (Haha, that's THEIR reason. They hate his pants, that's why they feed him tons of food.)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: secretagentfan on February 21, 2015, 12:29:41 pm
AoYokai: BEAUTIFUL. NEZUMI HAVING TACKY TASTE IN ART IS THE BEST.

Ahiku: Shion squeezing Nezumi chub is something I didn't know I needed until just now. And wonder mama Karan cleaning Nezumi pants with the power of love.

listenforthelove: Aggressive dieter Nezumi, WOW SON. I wonder if he would spend a lot of time at the gym.

SINCE THIS IS A PLACE FOR SILLY/STUPID HEADCANONS...WHAT BETTER PLACE TO SHARE THIS:

So my friend wrote me a No. 6 crack thing because I have needs. We have a lot of jokes about tear-down-the-government Shion-- I tried to explain Shion's bubbling dissatisfaction with No. 6 in the first few books and somehow the BEST SHION came out of it.

Examples:
Shion: Hey Nezumi...do you ever just want to...lie to the police?

Nezumi: Whoa, you're one to talk Mr. Tear-Down-The-Wall.
Shion: -dead serious- Let freedom ring.

She wrote me a fic and I just can't keep it to myself it's so great.

Here are some nuggets of gold:

Shion's thoughts (After angrily punching the back of a locker he has been shoved into): "he lamely called out, having injured his priceless botanist’s hand. With a few spare seconds, he thought of how like the government his situation is. And like the economy, no invisible hand would do anything helpful."

"But now he was going to be late to his genetics class where he could finally learn about Mendel’s pea experiment. Other’s had blown off the section but Shion found that Mendel’s laws were simply ingenious. The fact that Mendel had almost no contacts outside reminded Shion of himself and it brought him strength."

"Nezumi was not popular, per say, but he was popular in the sense that he had graffitied in the bathroom stall that Shion used every day."

"While looking over Nezumi from his fallen place on the floor, he can stand to appreciate how a kid like that dismantles the school system by writing ‘Nezumi is great’ in the last stall in all boy’s bathrooms. He can appreciate it since the last stall is the best stall."

I will never be over it.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Vox on February 21, 2015, 03:39:26 pm
@secretagentfan OH MY GOG THAT FIC (Your friend's observations about school bathrooms are spot on. seriously.)

Also, about the whole Nezumi getting fat on pastries thing. Do you think that thinness would really be as glorified in No. 6 as it is in our society? Because I would have to disagree with that. Think about it - in the West Block, being fat would be a sign of health. In the city itself, what they probably glorify is muscles. Not thinness, but health. Why? Because the most fit can serve the city best. HOWEVER, this could still be funny. Because it means that Nezumi and Shion would have different ideas of what body types are most attractive. That might even be why Nezumi teases Shion about being skinny all the time. So if Shion put on a little weight, Nezumi would actually be pleased, but Shion would think Nezumi was making fun of him. Or if Nezumi put on weight, Shion might tease him about it, and Nezumi would just brush him off like, 'you have terrible taste, what do you know??'

Okay here's a good headcanon for you: If Nezumi shows up at Shion's door in 3 or 4 years in the same damn pants he left in, then Shion is going to instigate an official pants-burning party. To destroy those wretched rags and get Nezumi something sensible. Hell, by that time, Inukashi is probably dressed better than Nezumi. Please. I need this to happen. I can't stand the thought of Nezumi wearing that **** for one minute more.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on February 21, 2015, 03:58:34 pm
@Vox: ah yeah, good point... though I do seem to recall Rikiga getting sort of shamed for letting himself go in every sense, including having gained weight (and Shion wasn't super complimenting his mother on having put on some weight either - though I guess the description of Rikiga is from Shion's POV, but he's also kind of judged for his weight in the guide. Then again, the guide just doesn't like Rikiga very much XD). But you're right, Nezumi is indeed all 'you're a twig you need to eat more' to Shion, so that could definitely be a No. 6 vs. West Block thing. Super interesting and sorry for letting real world body shaming slip in there...

Those pants definitely need to go the minute Nezumi gets back, that's for freaking sure.
... which came out more nsfw than I actually intended but hey, let's roll with that <<
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on February 21, 2015, 04:06:59 pm
Nezumi gains, like, fifty pounds and he shows up like "Look how **** hot I am now Shion." And Shion is just like "...I... Aright..."
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on February 21, 2015, 04:19:20 pm
After reunion Sion gets strange crazy hobby to take a photo of each family event they attend with Nezumi, chrismas, new year, birthdays etc. He love to take photos of all guests (Inukashi, Little Shionn, Rikia, his mother and of course Nezumi). Karan happy assist him and make a lot photos for him when he's with Nezumi (thought Nezumi is often embarrassed or annoyed by it)

Shion print later photos and chooses 5 of them per week for his desk at his work.       
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: lawlya on February 21, 2015, 04:19:24 pm
On the other hand: Putting on some weight might be an indication for wealth but it also means that you can't properly defend yourself - except said weight is in muscles. I mean, I see that on many cultures where food is scarce, weight is something looked up to but not when your life depends on your fitness. Am I wrong? (And sorry, that's horribly off-topic, I know.)

And yes! Shion making photos like crazy to remember everything <3
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on February 21, 2015, 04:28:27 pm
@kare_reiko: oh no that's super cute! I can definitely see Shion doing that, perhaps as extra proof that Nezumi is back and staying and to keep the 'gifts of memories' tangible.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 21, 2015, 07:24:21 pm
I feel like Nezumi would try to stay fit to do Eve? Idk.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on February 21, 2015, 08:46:05 pm
@kare_rinko, LOL THAT'S SO CUTE. Maybe Shion will use those pictures as his desktop wallpaper and it's one of those that changes to a new picture every five minutes. (and maybe Nezumi will prank him one day by putting up a really scandalous picture and Shion opens his laptop one day right before a meeting and it's there and he's all flustered).

and omg, Nezumi leaving because he got fat from Karan's pastries. can that be canon.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 21, 2015, 09:04:21 pm
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Feeding Nezumi Karan's food on their first meeting? Well played, Shion. Well played.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on February 22, 2015, 02:01:17 am
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Feeding Nezumi Karan's food on their first meeting? Well played, Shion. Well played.


Oh god XD You're right I didn't seen it this way until now you write it. Nezumi was doomed from beginning. XDD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 22, 2015, 05:18:53 am
No wonder he's teasing Shion for being thin. XD
"How can you possibly be so think when your mama's food is so heavenly.... You're weird!"

Shion: Self-control... (No, I just can eat whatever I want to eat.... :D)
But well... Karan tends to get chubby... and I think boys often take after their mothers... and Shion's father is described as "wiry"... Well....... X'D Shion's just a pushover.

Oh...oh god... imagine Nezumi comes back and Shion is suddenly well-toned. I wonder if Nezumi would like that. ^^°
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 22, 2015, 11:39:48 am
I can't even imagine it :S Nezumi always seemed like someone who's more agile than strong... I bet Shion would be really surprised
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Vox on February 23, 2015, 03:16:43 pm
Imagine... Nezumi comes back and Shion's like... I took jujutsu for four years... let's fight...
And he's all eager because he wants to show Nezumi what he learned, and he never imagined that he could actually beat Nezumi, but then he just knocks him flat on his ass in less than five minutes XD
Not that Nezumi was good at avoiding Shion's attacks to begin with, if you remember that one scene from the anime...
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 23, 2015, 03:40:14 pm
Haha! X'D That's pretty funny.
And Shion is like. "Oh, come on! You didn't even try! Another round! *-* *bounces back and forth like a video game character* Come on! Hit me!"
Nezumi: x_x
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 24, 2015, 02:21:10 pm
Nezumi being to lift Shion by the collar, and Shion waving his hand around frantically, trying to hit Nezumi ^^"
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 24, 2015, 03:58:21 pm
Aww, poor Shion. X'D

Ah, imagine Nezumi grows like hell when he's traveling. Shion is proud that he's 175 now and is like. "Hehe... I'm nearly as tall as Nezumi now! >.< Yess!"
And then Nezumi comes back and is... 1,95 X'D Bean-pole.

Nezumi: Runt!
Shion: *looks upwards* There's barely any difference! ň_ň *smashes his forehead against Nezumi's chin and knocks him out like that*
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: AoYokai on February 24, 2015, 04:04:42 pm
NezuShi 20cm height difference gives me life :D
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on February 25, 2015, 03:25:39 am
@Ahiku: omigosh that is brilliant XD Karan is not too tall and Shion does take after her quite a bit, totally legit. Shion all sad-face at Nezumi, like 'You used to be so cute and small!' if he'd even acknowledge Nezumi is indeed so much taller in the first place XD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 25, 2015, 04:24:09 am
XDDD Ah... I'd love that so much. X'D *puts it on my to-draw list*

20cm heigh difference is cool... That's not a head taller, but Nezumi could press his nose against Shion's hair without difficulties when they embrace each other! And he could kiss Shion's forehead because it's right in front of his mouth. X'D I think he'd love that.

Haha, and when they reunite, Nezumi is looking in the window of Shion's room and Shion thinks he's standing on a stool, because he knows that the window is quite high. But then he realizes that Nezumi's not standing on a stool and his little world falls apart. He'd pout at least 2 months. (I mean it was always super important for Shion that he's taller or at least nearly as tall as Nezumi. X'D)

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'You used to be so cute and small!'
Haha XD Yeah... he'd say that when he's pouting for 2 months.

X'DD Or.... they reunite...and Shion is crying. And Nezumi is like. "Ah...don't cry. I'm back... and I won't go away...I promise."
Shion: W....what? That's not it! Why are you so tall! ;____; I want to be your equal! That's not fair!
Nezumi: <,< You're still such a child, Mr. I-lead-the-city! *shoves his arms under Shion's arm pits and lifts him up* Better, Your Mini-Majesty?
Shion: o____o
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on February 25, 2015, 10:42:51 am
^ Uh, that kinda mean XD, poor Shion.
20 cm difference, that a lot, Nezumi would have around 190 cm in this way O_o.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Spyed on February 25, 2015, 06:48:14 pm
Do you think that thinness would really be as glorified in No. 6 as it is in our society? Because I would have to disagree with that. Think about it - in the West Block, being fat would be a sign of health. In the city itself, what they probably glorify is muscles. Not thinness, but health. Why? Because the most fit can serve the city best.

Pretty sure this is confirmed in the book. It's been a while since I read it, but I swear Shion explains how health and fitness is a big thing in the city when he's describing his bicycle and how it's different to other people's. Back when he was furiously pedalling to the park to investigate the dead body. Though it may have been earlier, I'm not sure.

Haha, and when they reunite, Nezumi is looking in the window of Shion's room and Shion thinks he's standing on a stool, because he knows that the window is quite high. But then he realizes that Nezumi's not standing on a stool and his little world falls apart. He'd pout at least 2 months. (I mean it was always super important for Shion that he's taller or at least nearly as tall as Nezumi. X'D)

Pfft. Imagine Nezumi being all nervous upon returning to No.6. He's gonna see Shion for the first time in some years, and there's no telling what the guy will be like or whether he'll accept Nezumi back. So Nezumi is pretty scared, despite all the self-denial, since he actually cares about how Shion perceives him.

Then he's finally standing in front of Shion. Both are silent as neither have any clue what to say or how to reacquaint themselves. Shion's looking Nezumi up and down and realises with horror how much taller Nezumi is now. And he is just unknowingly scowling because of this revelation.

Meanwhile, Nezumi is noticing the stony face on Shion and is having a mini heart-attack. He thinks that Shion must hate him. He's yet to say anything: no welcome, no greeting. Just a pretty hostile expression.

Then maybe Shion will open his mouth and Nezumi is prepared for the worst, a declaration of hatred or demand for him to leave. But Shion just makes an irritated comment about the height differences, and Nezumi will just blink in surprise like he does many a time in the anime. Then breathe a sigh of relief and laugh; Shion is still the same weirdo he always was.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on February 26, 2015, 03:49:03 am
Quote from: Spyed
Pretty sure this is confirmed in the book. It's been a while since I read it, but I swear Shion explains how health and fitness is a big thing in the city when he's describing his bicycle and how it's different to other people's. Back when he was furiously pedalling to the park to investigate the dead body. Though it may have been earlier, I'm not sure.

That's with the Lost Town citizens though! In the Correctional Facility, Shion kept calling everyone fat. :l and we know those are the elite scientists. (From that one scene where this one couple talks to Nezumi and Shion about why they're going up to the third floor 'cause it stinks and the lady compliments Shion's hair).

Quote from: Ahiku
Haha, and when they reunite, Nezumi is looking in the window of Shion's room and Shion thinks he's standing on a stool, because he knows that the window is quite high. But then he realizes that Nezumi's not standing on a stool and his little world falls apart. He'd pout at least 2 months. (I mean it was always super important for Shion that he's taller or at least nearly as tall as Nezumi. X'D)

;____; I can see all these headcanons about Shion complaining about the height difference!! When they first reunited at 16, Nezumi was the one who brought up that he was taller, so it'd totally make sense for Shion to bring it up again when they reunite after since he has a good memory. T___T (sobs)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on February 26, 2015, 11:53:49 am
The thing about fitness, it's actually Elyurias making them want to be fit. The little eggs in the citizens are controlling them in a way, and Elyurias would want her children's hosts to be as good of hosts as possible... Think about it, Karan was plump, but Shion wasn't. Bicycles became popular around the time that Elyurias's eggs would have been planted. ...Creeeepyyy...
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on February 26, 2015, 12:19:29 pm
Yes, right... Shion took care of his body because of Elyurias' egg inside of him. ^^

Ah, btw. if you don't know it yet... Lawl and I have talked about it quite a while ago. I've written some kind of analysis back then and posted it on Tumblr, but I've also posted it in the Latch Buidling department now. :3 If some other people want to talk about it...or share other ideas... or whatever. XD

http://no6.createaforum.com/the-latch-building/stressed-wasps-why-did-shion-not-die/

Quote from: Meopat
;____; I can see all these headcanons about Shion complaining about the height difference!! When they first reunited at 16, Nezumi was the one who brought up that he was taller, so it'd totally make sense for Shion to bring it up again when they reunite after since he has a good memory. T___T (sobs)

Aww...don't cry! ;_; *hugs you and gives you a handkerchief wit NezuShi print*

@listenforthelove and I talked about their heigh difference... 8 cm are nothing, when you're not close to each other, you won't notice it at all.
Nezumi just wanted to dance to show Shion that he's taller than him and to do so, he had to invade Shion's personal space. XD Ah, we also thought that it's really cute of them, that they have this kind of "quarrel". It shows that they are young boys after all.

(Ahahah... XDDD I wonder if they also compared the lenght of their...uh...cocks? Probably not, since Nezumi was a little queen when it came to getting naked around SHion... that's what he said when they were in the underground realm and Shion touched his scars and naked back in front of hundreds of people XD And Nezumi said that he had the pleasure to see Shion naked once... Uh-uh-uhhhh X'D They are so... not gay in that moment! Yay!)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on February 27, 2015, 03:17:57 am
Quote from: Weisel
The thing about fitness, it's actually Elyurias making them want to be fit. The little eggs in the citizens are controlling them in a way, and Elyurias would want her children's hosts to be as good of hosts as possible... Think about it, Karan was plump, but Shion wasn't. Bicycles became popular around the time that Elyurias's eggs would have been planted. ...Creeeepyyy...

That's true!! Elyurias did want them healthy. That's also why West Block citizens didn't fit the criteria (because starving). but if fitness was a requirement, that doesn't quite make sense. I could've sworn the whole buzz about the killer bees was that they didn't know who would be next (i.e. there's no correlation between age, gender, status, etc.) I can't remember if physique was on the list. But if only physically fit people were being hunted, then I feel like someone would've caught on. (Only the physically fit are being eaten! Time to get fat!!) Or are we just assuming that everyone in No.6 was in shape? If so, did Shion call the No.6 researchers plump just because he'd been surrounded by very thin people for the past few months and that had become the norm? But then Rikiga's constantly referred to as being on the chubby side too. :C

(Slowly losing track of what the discussion was about). BACKTRACKING. I don't think either thinness nor muscles were admired by citizens of No.6. I feel like they didn't do things such as "admiring" because then it would imply you're not happy with your status quo and that you are wanting more than your position. (was that allowed? I know unhappiness isn't allowed). WHOOPS. This is also not a cute or funny headcanon. Man, my post is just a trainwreck.

Quote from: Ahiku
Aww...don't cry! ;_; *hugs you and gives you a handkerchief wit NezuShi print*

*_* I will never use this. *enshrines*

Quote from: Ahiku
I wonder if they also compared the lenght of their...uh...****s?

WHAT IF THE REASON WHY NEZUMI WAS SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT BEING NEKKID IN FRONT OF SHION WAS BECAUSE SHION IS BIGGER??
asdsadhkas is that PG-13. I am so sorry.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on February 27, 2015, 06:54:00 am
@Meopat: I think it's less 'physically fit' and more 'able to change your lifestyle to fit what the bees want', if that makes sense. Like the hosts would start to avoid danger and eat healthier and stuff, but that doesn't necessarily mean they were already doing that. I can't find it in the novels right now, but this was in the guide:
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The young insect hatched from the egg influences the brain of its host, and has the power to control them to take the most suitable actions. Without the host noticing themselves, they become very aware of their health, and even their personality turns calmer in order to steer clear of danger.

But yeah, Shion did call out a lot of people on their body - didn't he also mention Karan had gained some weight after moving to Chronos?


@Ahiku: omigosh the rating of this thread rapidly went up with that comment XDDD Though then again, Nezumi kind of brought that into the scene himself, huh.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on March 01, 2015, 02:09:55 am
@listenforthelove: That does make sense! So it's not necessarily physique, but just healthy living style. :d

Quote from: listenforthelove
But yeah, Shion did call out a lot of people on their body - didn't he also mention Karan had gained some weight after moving to Chronos?

If Nezumi comes back pudgier, is Shion going to call him out on it?!

Or what if they reunite, then Nezumi gets fat in No.6 because of Mama's cooking and Shion calls him out AND NEZUMI LEAVES AGAIN asdsadsafa
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 01, 2015, 05:12:42 am
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Or what if they reunite, then Nezumi gets fat in No.6 because of Mama's cooking and Shion calls him out AND NEZUMI LEAVES AGAIN asdsadsafa

Oh god, that would be an awful reason to leave him... ;_;

Shion: *cries* Don't go... or take me along with you.
Nezumi: No...
Shion: Why not...?
Nezumi: I don't want you to see me sweating.
*takes a rope ans skips away*
Shion: ;______; No!
Nezumi: I can't stay. Your mama's cooking is too good.
Shion: ;__________; Stay! I'll ask Shionn to cook your meals from now on!
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on March 02, 2015, 08:56:59 am
omg. Nezumi jump roping away into the sunset.

He's always been super attentive to the salt-content of soup. XD I wouldn't be surprised if Nezumi actually watched his figure. (or maybe he's a health freak or has picky taste buds. :B or maybe it's all of the above?!)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 04, 2015, 07:04:41 am
Hm… I’m not that sure about it. I think he would like to eat more. I remember him complaining about not enough food every now and then in the novels.

For example here:

Quote from: ” NO. 6 - Vol 8 Ch 4”
"I was thinking about food."
"Huh?"
"Food. F-o-o-d. I was thinking about what I'd order if I could stuff myself with whatever I liked."
"―Materialistic of you, huh?" Shion commented.
"Food is important. Sometimes, a roll that an old baker man has slapped together is much more meaningful than an eternal truth discovered by an esteemed philosopher. That's the nature of life. Anyway, right now I'm so hungry I'm starting to feel sorry for myself. I probably won't be able to sleep if I went to bed now."
"You just ate. You ate two rolls."
"Rock-hard, withered bread, hot water and a piece of cheese is not nearly enough."
"Don't be greedy," Shion said sternly. "Thanks to that madam at the bakery, we were able to get our hands on some good cheese. It was a pretty decent dinner."

In Shion’s mind, it’s a decent dinner, but Nezumi wants more. XD Ok, he’s still growing and he’s a tall boy, no wonder he needs a lot of food. Boys can eat a lot. ^^°
Ah, I think Nezumi is also very fond of meat pie. (Or meat in general. XD)

And concerning fish… Shion says Nezumi doesn’t like fish, and Nezumi says: “I can’t eat raw fish, because it’s too dirty here.” He can’t be picky about his food. (Ok, I guess he eats fried/cooked fish, but doesn’t like it that much… but he would eat it.)  I think he’d be picky, when he has the chance to be picky.  “Uhh, Shion…I don’t like grapefruits… when I try to eat them the juice is splashing into my eyes! >,< And I don’t like fish… I don’t like broccoli… I don’t  want to eat little trees, Shion! Get me meat pie! And a steak.”

Hm…somehow I think he doesn’t have a sweet tooth… and he likes mild food. Not too salty, not too sweet, not too sour, not too spicy. Maybe he prefers natural flavors of ingredients, because he was born in the forest and ate stuff growing in the forest in his childhood.   
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on March 04, 2015, 10:43:20 am
@Ahiku: haha, yeah, Nezumi does complain about not getting enough food quite a bit, huh. He really is quite the diva sometimes, so I can kind of imagine him being picky if the situation allows it, and to complain if he has no other choice XD;

I don't know how canon it is, but that leaflet by Hinoki Kino seems to indicate he doesn't like fish period ;) I don't know though, the guide put in a question mark at raw fish. Could go either way, but it's clearly not his favourite dish.

High five on headcanoning Nezumi not having a very sweet tooth! Though I guess he can make an exception for Karan's baking depending on how sweet she makes it XD I do think he'd prefer dark chocolate over milk, because uh reasons. (Also, cheese muffins. Because why not, for the puns)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 04, 2015, 11:02:57 am
@listenforthelove

Oh yeah, I also think he prefers dark chocolate. But cocoa and cherry cake will always be appreciated, since it brings back memories and he was nearly starving when Shion fed him this stuff. (But ok, he was a kid back then. Maybe he really liked it then.)
I guess Shion is quite the sweet tooth. Cherry cake... he had stuff to make cocoa in his room in Chronos. ^^° But he also seems to be a small eater...
I could imagine SHion eating sweet stuff between his meetings, but also not that much. Karan said in beyond that he's gotten so thin.

His food schedule is probably lile: No breakfast... coffee to go, muffin or another sweet pastry between the first and the second meeting, coffee, an apple in the next break, coffee, some kind of weird vacuum packed energy jelly to drink, coffe... and when he comes home in the middle of the night, he's eating nothing or maybe a piece of bread... unless Karan wakes up and prepares a decent late night meal for him.

I could imagine that he's drinking his body weight in coffee and that his habits get better when Nezumi is back, because Nezumi is always hungry and he forces Shion to eat properly as well. (But he's also diva like and picky.)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 09, 2015, 12:34:45 pm
Okay, reviving this thread again...

Nezumi is a Pokémon...a rat-like one... his evolutions are Nezumini, Nezumi and Nezumega and he attacks with knifes. He could also be a Digimon... I guess you just need to add a -mon then... Nezuminimon, Nezumimon, Nezumegamon. X'D

And Shion is his trainer/digimon partner... ^^°

Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on March 09, 2015, 02:13:57 pm
@Ahiku: omigods XDD And clearly one of his attacks as a Pokémon would be Attract. Which always works regardless of gender because screw the rules XD
Hmmm would he evolve by leveling or by a certain stone or by happiness/affection?

(I know nothing about Digimon sorry, though it's a shame I can't add to that because Nezuminimon sounds like the cutest thing ever omg)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 09, 2015, 03:21:45 pm
@listenforthelove
Well, I think Digimon are way uglier than Pokémon. X'D I'm not sure if Nezuminimon is cute at all. It's probably a tiny fat fur ball with gigantic teeth.

Yeah, attract is a good attack! XD Hmmm...it would be cute when he'd evolve by affection. ;_; (But he needs a lot of it!)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on March 09, 2015, 03:38:52 pm
haha awww! That's a bit mean to poor little Nezuminimon XD

I'm literally going through lists of Pokémon attacks now to find some for Nezumi because I don't have enough hobbies apparently. Razor Wind? Silver Wind? Oh wait that's a bug move. What type would he be? Normal, Dark, Fairy (because THEY SLAY DRAGONS I'm still laughing), combo? I guess most rat types are Normal (or a combo with something else), hm...

Oh no imagine Shion just cuddling his Pokémon all day and playing with it and giving it all the Poképuffs ahhh

Did someone make up Pokémon teams for them yet? I am fairly sure someone did but still XD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 09, 2015, 04:36:41 pm
@listenforthelove
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWybDFHl9qDTu81hmyaY7pNXRp54OkR2B2araoCv-m5bklgbcDdwuZ4Q) (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT41SrUyf3RZKPJvCdTSKIaOZb1tV53mCw50ferxxlxX2023pPrUnKPPwk)
Tokomon. Any further questions? X'D

Nezuminimon is a little monster! I guess he should rather be a Pokémon. XD I think they're cuter.

Oh god, I didn't even know that there are so many different types. X'D I lost track of the series after... I don't even know. It was loooong, long ago.
Well, what's dark? What can they do? ^^° Somehow I imagine him being a blacki rat with a white face. (Not Mickey Mouse XD)

Oh god, fairies slay dragons? XDDD That's cruel!

Aww, Shion cuddling his Pokémon all day would be soo cute. XD He'd also have an Inukashishi, a Safuhatchi and a Karanpan.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on March 10, 2015, 06:37:12 am
@Ahiku: oh gods NO CLOSE YOUR MOUTH NO PLEASE WHY THIS

Hm, iirc Dark is super effective against Ghost and Psychic... -checks- ah yes. Actually I thought Raticate was Normal-Dark, but he's only Normal. Then again, most of its biting moves are Dark type XD Bite, Sucker Punch, Crunch... guess that's where I was confused.

KARANPAN GO ON WITHOUT ME OMG

But yesss
incidentally if Shion ever got his hands on a Pokémon game I wonder how he'd play it? If game consoles even exist in No. 6, that is. Like part of me thinks he'd be super into it and try getting optimal stats, but another part of me thinks he'd get super distracted by Pokémon-Amie in the later games...
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Spyed on March 10, 2015, 01:16:59 pm
Nezumi is a Pokémon...a rat-like one... his evolutions are Nezumini, Nezumi and Nezumega and he attacks with knifes.

Pokemon y'say?

Nezumini evolves into Nezumi by fire stone, then into his third evolution by affection (that's a really cute idea btw). And I suppose he could start off with grass or normal type due to his origins, then get a second type of steel later on (since he becomes adept at knife fighting).

Sing is an actual normal-type move, so it's possible he could have that in his moveset too :P
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 10, 2015, 02:45:33 pm
Oh, Sing would also be great! XD
(Oh god, I have no clue when it comes to Pokémon... I just watched the first 3 seasons or so. XD)

@listenforthelove
Oh yeah, I think Shion would really love to play console games. XD Awww... Shion and Nezumi playing video games together... Actually, I always wanted to draw that. It's already on my to do list. X'D
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on March 10, 2015, 03:13:20 pm
@Spyed: SING. Of course. I'll go sitting in the corner of shame now, whoa. No that's great, he definitely needs Sing!
Oh, Steel is a good one for secondary type~ (haaa, I just went to bulbapedia to check and the only Normal-Steel type so far is F-00 (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9star_Studios_opponents#F-00), which shows up in Pokéstar Studios - so an actor XD)

Fire stone omg

@Ahiku: ahhh, super looking forward to you drawing them playing video games!! Ohh what would they be playing?
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: secretagentfan on March 10, 2015, 03:18:52 pm
This conversation is amazing.

Spyed: F-fire stone. That's hilarious. And unfortunate.

Ahiku: Nezumi and Shion playing video games together? Best.

I wonder who would be more skilled. Shion's got No. 6 technology experience, but Nezumi's not bad with machines... Both of them have competitive streaks. I guess it would depend on the game.

POKEMON TEAMS? OH MAN. I can see Shion catching all the pokemon right near his hometown and then only using them and having them all be massively powerful. I think he'd feel a personal obligation to RAISE any pokemon he catches. I can see him with a Zubat and a pidgey. Lapras too. I do not know why.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on March 10, 2015, 06:00:12 pm
@secretagentfan: yeah, they're both competitive, huh... I somehow picture Nezumi being all 'okay Shion sure I'll play this game with you because you want to play it so badly', and then getting way way into it. (My mind always auto-shortcuts to Mario Kart and then Rainbow Road. Oh gosh. Hey it fits! Rainbows!)

Ohhhh yes Shion would DEFINITELY be the kind of person to appreciate every single Pokémon and raise them carefully (and give them really dorky or silly names Nezumi keeps chiding him for as with the mice). Frickin' Zubat. He'd probably feel bad for it because everyone keeps cursing them XD
Lapras is so lovely I second that! It's super gentle, isn't it? -reads the Pokédex entry for Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire- oh man now I'm sad.
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People have driven Lapras almost to the point of extinction. In the evenings, this Pokémon is said to sing plaintively as it seeks what few others of its kind still remain.
... Though I guess that does tie in nicely, huh.

Nezumi would just catch a party full of Rattatas in the first forest and breed them to the top percentage. /shot
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on March 14, 2015, 12:44:30 am
@Ahiku: THAT IS ADORABLE. Oh man, I'm excited to see how your picture turns out.

Imagine them playing Mario Kart in a Modern Day AU (Safu, Inukashi, and maybe Rikiga included). Who would win? XD
it sounds like a super cute fic idea too. ;__;


Shion would be the type to nickname all his pokemon too, wouldn't he. LOL
I can kind of see him having a Magikarp as well. (and it'd evolve into a red Gyarados and everyone would be like omfg)
I see Inukashi with a Growlithe. T_T ... I hope no one gives Safu a team of beedrills. if I'm not mistaken, I think there's a queen bee pokemon too

YES TO NEZUMI WITH ALL THE RATTATAS.
I dunno if any of you read Pokemon Special / Pokemon Adventures, but Silver reminds me of Nezumi. So I always imagined Nezumi having a somewhat fierce and dark team. .... until I thought about him having a team of overly powered Rattatas.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: listenforthelove on March 14, 2015, 04:52:24 am
@Meopat: don't tempt I really want a fic like that haha. But ohhh if Rikiga joins in he might actually be rather good at first, but he just won't improve much and he'll get frustrated I think... and just announce it 'pointless' and give up. Safu might be completely awful at first, but figures out the best ways to go about and memorizes the routes and everything, so she'd get really good after a while. I think Shion mostly likes the fun of playing with his friends, and I kind of imagine him being the one to bring it up, so he's probably the one with the game who's had the most practice. Nezumi would just indulge him sometimes, but if he gets really into it, I'd imagine he gets super competitive and maybe make it personal against some people. He and Inukashi would definitely constantly throw turtles at each other and try to get the other off the road at any rate. Actually, Inukashi would probably try to pick up every power up and use the ones against the other drivers CONSTANTLY.
... wow self please stop.


Ohh Magikarp is a great one! 'Shion, stop wasting time with that pointless Pokémon, just throw him in Day Care or something if you want him to level up that badly.' 'No Nezumi he needs care and love!' 'SHION IT'S A BUNCH OF PIXELS' And if the game has Amie, Shion would probably have the Pokémon completely adore him before ever getting close to evolving.

Ohh Growlithe is great for Inukashi! Super protective over their owners and all. Maybe also a Lillipup? OK that is my own bias speaking, I love Lillipups XD ALL THE DOG POKÉS FOR INUKASHI, I don't care how cliché it is. Inukashi would do it I'm fairly sure.
There is indeed a queen bee omg. Vespiquen! Only female species too. Bigger than normal Beedrill, but Mega Beedrill is 1.4m according to bulbapedia and excuse me while I RUN 500 MILES AWAY FROM BEEDRILLS FOREVER.

Sorry for putting the Rattatas in your mind? XD; ohhh dark Pokémon sound like his way to go! Actually I thought Raticate was part Dark, but it's a Normal type full stop - it does have some Dark moves, I think that's where I got confused.
Ohh, maybe Umbreon? Since it's apparently also the Moonlight Pokémon. Y'know, Tsukiyo. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on March 23, 2015, 04:43:13 am
Thant one headcanon is great:

http://nezushi-headcanons.tumblr.com/post/114225917873/au-where-nezumi-works-as-a-paperboy-and-delivers
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on March 23, 2015, 04:48:40 pm
XDDDDD LOL!
Yeah, that's both...funny and cute. X'D And then Nezumi has to buy coffee for SHion to make up for his attack... but I could imagine he's trying to do it again, on purpose... because he loves it to tease him. XD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on April 28, 2015, 11:15:49 am
When Shion is mad at Nezumi, he'll put a CD player next to Nezumi's head...very, very early and he'll play this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkkbvDLyPBk&index=125&list=FLEp6ZLUFbgYDBbYka_v_VLQ

X'D And he'll never stop, unless Nezumi apologizes...
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on April 28, 2015, 11:22:37 am
You can bet your ass Nezumi's fist would end that CD player five seconds in.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on April 28, 2015, 11:41:56 am
Haha, yeah! X'D But when Shion serves him his breakfast eggs, he turns on the radio and the moderator is like: "This is a message for Nezumi. *song is playing again*"

I bet this would be the ultimate method of torture to him! X'D

Ah, but I wonder what he has done then... ^^° I guess it's really hard to get Shion so mad. X'D It should be something horrible, but also kinda trivial when he's punishing him like that. I'd say something like using his toothbrush (although I guess Shion doesn't mind that ^^°) or...cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush. X'D Leaving a stinky wet old towel in his bag... repeatedly. Or Shion was cleaning the entire morning and Nezumi made a mess...

A while ago I talked with listenforthelove about the waking up scene in the bakery and we came to the conclusion that injured Nezumi has made a horrible mess in Karan's bathroom. X'D Because hello...shower yourself with an injured shoulder...without getting it wet. And there's no way he'd let Karan help him. X'D
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: petitechocomochi on May 02, 2015, 12:10:27 pm
Headcanon: Shion is the most awkward dancer. In any AU ever.
http://petitechocomochi.tumblr.com/post/117915857899/this-child-killed-a-man (http://petitechocomochi.tumblr.com/post/117915857899/this-child-killed-a-man)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on May 03, 2015, 05:34:52 pm
STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 16, 2015, 12:11:29 pm
@petitechocomochi
Haha XDDD Cute!
It would be really funny when he's dancing like that and Nezumi comes through the open window and is like: Wtf... o_o° Uh...hello....
Shion: *dances awkwardly, but really pleased with himself*
Nezumi: Shion...hello! 
Shion: *stops* O__O Nezu-hi!

..

Okay... headcanon: AU... Shion works in a burger restaurant and Nezumi is a really horrible customer.
Shion is pissed and spits on Nezumi's burger. X'D But one of Nezumi's mice saw it (they tried to find food in the kitchen. X'DD) and told him so... Nezumi eats it and Shion laughs in his sleeve. When Nezumi is leaving, he throws the crumpled-up burger paper right in Shion's face and leaves. Shion gets angry and wants to throw it away, but then he notices that Nezumi noted something down... and the message is like: "Thanks, your salvia was delicious. But maybe we should go on a date first before we exchange our body fluids. Here's my number."
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on May 16, 2015, 05:06:37 pm
OMFG... Do you think Shion would even have the nerve to try something like that??
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 17, 2015, 05:08:38 am
@Weisel
No X'D But it would be really funny. X'DDDD Nasty burger Shion.
That's why I put it in this thread.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Dorien on May 17, 2015, 06:09:06 pm
Ahhh, this subject is the cutest xD (hope I'm not too late to jump in)

headcanon: Lili once taught Shion how to make braids and now he's actually pretty pro at it and of course one day he's gotta try it out on Nezumi's beaauuutiful hair B)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on May 17, 2015, 06:14:26 pm
Hello and welcome!! Of course you're not to late. Never be afraid to revive any old topics or jump in on current ones :3

Also... I bet Nezumi would scoff at the idea of Shion braiding his hair, so Shion would do it sometime while he's sleeping.
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 18, 2015, 08:49:13 am
Hi Dorien <3

Haha...but I could also imagine that Nezumi wants to braid Shion's hair... His hair is not thaaat short, so he can also do something. I mean he loves Shion's hair. X'D I bet he'd also love to wash and dry it. He'd comb his with his fingers...again...and again... XD And after like 2 hours Shion is like. "Nezumi.... Nezumi? I'm going bald...Nezumi...my hair is dry, thank you."
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Dorien on May 19, 2015, 02:09:53 pm
Hello! Thank you Weisel!! :3 and hi Ahiku! ^^ <3

Aaah that's the cutest, they're just completely obsessed with each other's hair ;w;
And then Nezumi wakes up with his head full of little braids and he'll just be like "...not again..."

Or imagine them both waking up looking like lions and having no clue that it was actually their hair-obsessed significant other who couldn't keep their hands to themselves at night ;)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 19, 2015, 02:54:34 pm
Haha, Lion Nezumi and Shion would be really cute! X'D Apropos Lion...

Meo said that Nekokashi would lend cats... (Haha, maybe in another universe) and I thought that Nezumi's secret little side job could be something like lending his mice to people so they can send other people sms. X'D And he would be Nezumikashi then. Meo imagined him like Kiki in Kiki's delivery service in a black shirt, using mice and parkour to send mail... I think he should be barefooted. I mean Kiki's short looks like Nezumi's shirt when he's 12, just the color is different. ^^
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on May 20, 2015, 07:27:13 am
HELLO DORIEN. :D omg I love the exact same things you love. XD there's nothing better than fries, cats, and Nezushi. *u*

I love this crazy hair headcanon!! XD I feel like Nezumi would actually look amazing with braided hair. .. and so would Inukashi. but Shion would look like a lost kindergartener. XD

And I am in too deep with Nezumi's Delivery Service. >_>
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 20, 2015, 02:45:42 pm
Meeeeooo...he's so cute! XDDDD AWWW!
Nezumi, the little witch. Parkour witch, and when he's jumping and running, you can see his boxer shorts, totally ghibli like. XD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on May 20, 2015, 04:05:16 pm
Boxer shorts with mouse print. (I actually want to make some for when I'm cosplaying pajama Nezumi at a con slumber party)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on May 28, 2015, 07:54:54 am
My friend was browsing couple t-shirts on YesAsia...
(couple t-shirts: phenomenon extremely popular in Asia, mostly South Korea, where two people that are dating / in love express their affection for one another by wearing matching clothes)

... needless to say, she found these: http://www.yesstyle.com/en/simpair-bee-embroidered-loose-fit-couple-t-shirt-black-m/info.html/pid.1041269302#productPageSectionTop

IMAGINE NEZUSHI. XDDD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on May 28, 2015, 11:24:32 am
^ We already talked about shirts here XD. I even draw picture with Shion and Nezumi in matching T-shirt (with text on it).
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Dorien on May 28, 2015, 01:11:05 pm
Helloooo B) sorry for replying so late, my exams are killing my butt (~^-^)~

HI MEOPAT :D
I know right? Fries, cats and NezuShi are practically all a human needs in life~

Omg Inukashi would looks so cute with braided hair!! And I'm dying over lost kindergartener hahaha

Aww that delivery service thingie looks adorable :33 love the ribbon on his head xD

Omg pyjamas *-* I imagine Shion and Nezumi just shared all of their clothes in West Block including pyjamas and T-shirts and... underwear.. would they share underwear..?
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on May 28, 2015, 03:32:37 pm
If they didn't share underwear, Shion would only have one pair...
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 28, 2015, 05:45:37 pm
Isn't there that weird underwear sex doujin? X'D Where Nezumi gives Shion some weird woman's pants?
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on May 28, 2015, 05:48:37 pm
......Right, I think I purposely forgot about that one. *has war flashbacks*
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 28, 2015, 05:58:47 pm
Hehe... but I really wonder how that conversation would be... like:

Shion: "Uhhhh...Nezumiiii? I don't have any fresh underwear..."
Nezumi *reading a book*: "I recommend you to go naked then."

Or:

Nezumi *reading a book*: "Hmmm? You don't wanna wear the one with the skid mark anymore? Oh well. Tough!"

or:

Nezumi *reading a book*: .... *gives him a short glance* *continues reading*

or maybe:

Nezumi: *reading a book*: "Wait, I'll lend you mine. *undresses himself and gives SHion is underwear*"
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Weisel on May 28, 2015, 06:12:49 pm
No need to be such an **** about it, Nezumi...
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Meopat on May 29, 2015, 11:09:30 am
LOL. .. that makes it sound like they only had two pairs of underwear... XD the ones that they're always wearing. hahahaha, that's so gross! XD
Oh god, both of them swam in sewer water, too...

Nezumi had better willingly offered his undies to the man who saved his life four years ago!
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on May 29, 2015, 12:39:27 pm
He lend Shion a T-shirt and pants after sewer part, maybe he had spare underwear? Thought Shion's "bee is going out" scene is just after shower part... Then when Shion wake up notice bandages and strip himself he's naked so...

a) Shion didn't have underwear from beginning of Shower scene until Nezumi walks in room when Shion is naked.

b) Nezumi striped Shion from underwear too while taking care of him and putting bandages over Shion's body.   

Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Ahiku on May 29, 2015, 02:51:33 pm
Somehow I crack up when I think about Nezumi preparing fresh underwear for Shion. X'D Nezumamami. X'D

Ah, right... but it could also be possible that Shion pulled off his underwear along with his pajama pants. Otherwise, he was wearing some kind of pajama and some people don't wear underwear under their pajama... ^^° In the anime, he's wearing ugly brown pants. X'D But he's also wearing jeans and I'm pretty sure his crotch would hurt like hell when he's wearing jeans without underwear. ^^°

(Ahh... they have banages. XD If they don't have fresh underwear, they can still bandage each other... X'DDD)
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: kare_reiko on May 29, 2015, 03:27:25 pm

(Ahh... they have banages. XD If they don't have fresh underwear, they can still bandage each other... X'DDD)

It's some kind of new Nezushi Kink? XD
Title: Re: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)
Post by: Kai on June 28, 2015, 01:17:13 pm
After just browsing the whole thing. There are quite some gems in here.

The video game idea though made me think of another option. I could imagine Nezumi react like I mostly do. I can handle a fight (martial arts as sport) and run around a forest no problem (grew up surrounded by them), I've got good fine motor skills, but I've never played video games growing up. So if you give me a console... Let's just say because I'm used to do stuff with my body, I've got a conflict with the idea of 'jump' meaning I press a button... I'm that weirdo that starts almost throwing away the controller/falling off the couch/flailing around, because I try to DO what I want the figure to do, especially when I get into tight spots.

I can imagine he'd start out like that as well...

And you've talked about them brading each other's hair. Well, I can actually see how Lili herself gets the idea to braid Nezumi's hair, when she realises he has such long and pretty hair. And Shion tries to convince him letting her play with his hair. Which he ends up doing, grumbling about it, though. But yeah... 'whatever'. (It's nice seeing people happy after all. Especially Shion and children.)