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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2015, 07:54:22 pm »
I think of Shion as the kind of person who just magically pulls ideas from thin air, and then when Nezumi asks where he got them from, he's like... I just... thought of it?
So like, if he initiated a certain thing (like tongue kissing or something idk lol) and Nezumi liked it, Nezumi would just be like... Shion where did u learn to do that
And Shion goes...
I thought you would like it! Was it okay? I'm so sorry! Should I not do that again?

I feel like he would have a remarkably good intuition about that kind of thing actually....

And I also agree that their sex would be pretty vanilla, tbh. And that both of them would be content with it that way. :3

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2015, 08:01:17 pm »
@Weisel I figured that much :D it's just that I used lots of terms I learned on the internet while talking with people and it usually ended with them looking at me like I'm speaking in a different language so I try to be careful because there's no way for me to know who knows what OTL (OTL is a great example actually. Am I the only one that can use Urban Dictionary?)

God Shion just doing things out of nowhere, intuition or heard someplace, it would be hilarious. On that note, Shion trying to talk dirty to Nezumi, and Nezumi just crawls out of bed and looks at Shion like 'where the heck did you hear that.' Or he enjoys it. Maybe both ;)

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2015, 08:22:03 pm »
Okay, but Shion's idea of "talking dirty" would be something like:
Oh, Nezumi, I love you so much. Your eyes are like stormclouds... they're so beautiful. I can't believe you came back... it's so amazing... just like you... you're really amazing...

And Nezumi's like, that's nice for my feels but it ain't turnin' me on, bro.

if nezumi were that colloquial. lol.

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2015, 08:27:46 pm »
I think Shion talking dirty would either be REALLY dirty to the point of shocking Nezumi or it'd be like "oh, yes, stimulate my pudendal nerve!" And then Nezumi would just stop for a moment and try not to cry laughing.

(Also Vox posted while I was typing, and yes, that would be the other option. Either actual dirty talk, science, or awful poetic ****.)

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2015, 08:35:02 pm »
Would Nezumi try to teach him how to talk dirty properly or would he just let him be? I have a feeling he would just let Shion keep talking while laughing his *ss off in the corner or something...

Have you watched the big bang theory? where Leonard is talking dirty to his girlfriend on skype and he's reading from cards and turns out her parents were listening to their call oops.

Gives me an idea: Inukashi/Karan/Rikiga reactions to accidentally walking on Nezumi and Shion. Inukashi and Rikiga would probably be really upset, but I have no idea how Karan would react...

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2015, 08:38:49 pm »
Rikiga: That damn Eve, polluting Shion's mind with those things... What happened to that innocent angel I thought I knew?
Inukashi: I'm literally gonna throw up.
Karan: Looks like my little Shion's all grown up now!
*both of them stare at Karan*

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2015, 08:43:11 pm »
YES. And after that:

Rikiga: *sits on the floor and cries*
Inukashi: *actually throws up*
Karan: *takes a picture to put in Shion's album to remember how grown up he is*

ok the last one won't happen I didn't have anything better. I feel like she would tell them to use protection but that's not super relevant in this case.

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2015, 08:51:22 pm »
Karan just wants Shion to be happy. He can f*ck whoever he wants, as far as she's concerned. Seriously.

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2015, 10:44:41 pm »
I feel like all of them would just back out of the room then Rikiga would probably cry, Inukashi would make fun of them until the end of time, and Karan would just never speak of it again.

My friend actually has the headcanon the Shion is asexual. As much as I love her headcanon, though I might be partial because I'm asexual myself, I always pictured him as being demisexual.

as far as handjobs, blowjobs, and anal sex goes, I would picture them being very limited to what they can do because of Shion's work. Though sometimes Nezumi probably forces him to take days off sometimes and they can relax then. I believe that they do indeed frequently have anal sex more than anything. I honestly have a hard time picturing oral sex. I do think they also do handjobs often, since they never have a lot of time, but I think of at least Shion as the kind of person that really likes to take his time when he's having sex. He probably worships Nezumi in bed, so I feel like most anything outside of anal was probably initiated be Nezumi, but Shion does initiate much of their sex as well, just not handjobs or blowjobs.

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2015, 10:57:08 pm »
Oh, yeah, demisexual Shion is my headcanon. After reading the novels, I cannot believe at all that Shion doesn't feel sexually attracted towards Nezumi. Reading between the lines, it's so obvious. (I mean, please, he practically gave Shion a boner in the correctional facility with that whole "I'll kiss you" scene.)

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2015, 03:41:15 am »
Ahh, why did I go to sleep… I missed the whole nice conversation. X’D Stupid time zones.
Well, okay! First the “Nezumi still a virgin thing…”

This is my love, peace and harmony with unicorns headcanon… and I’ve written a crappy fanfiction called Summer Days (it was the first one I’ve ever written in English X’D)… and Nezumi was still a virgin when he came back. And I’m still conflicted about it. I can agree with Weisel’s opinion and 60% of my brain agrees with it that he uses sex as a tool, but he doesn’t feel anything at all. I’ve had long conversations about this topic with Yuneyn. ^^ It was also about Nezumi being raped and sexually abused, because there were conversations and metas about this topic on Tumblr. I personally don’t think that he got raped. (Even though I could imagine that he had to go through dangerous situations, especially with cleaners when he was younger. I mean even Shion had experienced something like that. But even though Nezumi’s grandma abused his mind, she also protected him from something like that. I think he quickly learned to avoid situations like that, and then he grew older and his knife skills are outstanding. In the CF, he’s able to rapidly immobilize grown men, armed soldiers, and several of them at the same time… even Rashi seems to be impressed. And thanks to Gran he’s also very cautious… that’s why I think it didn’t happen to him. But he witnessed situations like that, and it taught him that sex can be useful as a tool…
Well, in my unicorn world, and the 40% of my brain…Nezumi is an extremely talented actor and even though he’s inexperienced, he can seduce grown up men… he knows perfectly well that he’s desirable, since people keep telling him… Even Fura did, although he was in a horrible situation. X’D Nezumi’s acting skills and an outstanding self-confidence and intelligence helped him to appear sexually experienced… and he can still be flirting and charming and seducing… without actually going too far…

Hm…I’m not sure, but I guess sex in the West Block is not really safe. What about STDs…? Can people buy condoms there? It could be a trap… he’d be vulnerable in this very moment, especially when he’s doing it somewhere else, even if he’s extremely cautious… (And I think he’d never do it home…he’d never show anyone where he’s living…) Nezumi wants to survive, he has to survive…  (And when he’s doing it with men it’s even more dangerous. What if the man freaks out while he’s inside of him and fucks him like hell and injures him pretty bad…? There’s not that much he could do about it when it’s someone like Konk. Isn’t it way too risky? >,< Ok, he could try poking them into the eyes, and when it’s a “normal” man…that he could probably do something against it, but there’s still a risk…

But well, even if he had sex… than I agree with the fact that Shion is the first one he really wants to have sex with… ^^ And it would be the first time he actually enjoys it.
Weeell… about dirty talking…I think Shion will embarrass Nezumi a lot. LOL XD I mean, he always did… He’ll tell him really awkward stuff. It’s Shion! But it would be great when he manages to say stuff that’s really shocking Nezumi, once in a while. ^^ Every dog has his day.

@Weisel
Ah, I also think Shion is demisexual. (Yeah, it’s pretty obvious that Nezumi is turning him on. XD God, I love this scene. 

Ahhh no, I have to go to work now. >_< Nooooo! Sorry if my English is weird and stuff, I'm a bit in a rush. XD

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2015, 05:26:56 am »
Apparently, demi-sexual Shion is popular xD I think so too - especially since I began reading the novels because honestly, Shion never strikes you as asexual there. He says he's interested in women and sex himself and I don't think it would be a no-go to just say "Yeah, no I'm not interested in it at all, can you stop teasing me about it now?" (Actually, I'd like to see Nezumi's face if he did ...)

I pretty much agree with all those reactions to walking in on Shion and Nezumi xD Inukashi would probably be really shocked and traumatized for life but then wouldn't let them live it down ever. They'd just have to much fun making Shion go all red xD
And I think Karan would be one of those cool moms who just take the other two and say "We're coming back later, honey" and leave like nothing happened.

And I like the idea of Shion's intuition and spontanity :) That would fit him great - he acts quite often very spontaneous so why not in the bedroom?

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2015, 06:05:15 am »
while I'm sure the thought that prostitution had crossed nezumis mind to make more money, he would also need to keep up appearances for Eve. Eve seems like they're supposed to be viewed as very pure, and having sex with anyone as Eve would crush a lot of the visage he puts up as Eve.

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2015, 07:48:30 am »
Oh, but think about how much money he could get from someone who was convinced he was deflowering the beautiful Eve, hmm? He could eat for -weeks- on that money!

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Re: Nezushi sexcanon thread
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2015, 09:16:56 am »
Oh, something about my idea of Nezumi's possible experience, I think he'd be smart enough to avoid doing anything that would risk him getting an STD. So I guess it comes down to whatever the definition of sex might be if we want to get technical (I personally go with the definition of "pleasing another person in a sexual way") along with the availability of protection... If it has to be some kind of penetration, there's no way Nezumi would do it without a surefire way for it to be safe. Otherwise, I imagine he'd do some other things to get what he wants in the end. But I just don't see him taking risks he can't defend himself against. Like, fighting someone? Whatever, man. He's got knives. But diseases? NOPE. Getting sick in any way in the West Block is a good way to die early.