Author Topic: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)  (Read 2290 times)

AoYokai

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whoa @kare_reiko it's really cute :D

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more silly headcanons: Nezumi sings in the shower.

Ahiku

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@Aoyokai XD Awww
He's singing: "Ooooooo sole miiiiooooo~" while he scrubs his back and Shion is in the kitchen...cooking sunny side eggs just to tease Nezumi. XD When he puts the plate in front of him, she says: "This is for my sun ;P"

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I see Nezumi (if given money and a stable income) as having shockingly expensive tastes that he occasionally will indulge in. He strikes me as the type to enjoy fancy food (as long as there is lots of it and he's getting his moneys worth) and order a frilly-ass desert (if cherry cake isn't available or he isn't feeling like a painful trip down memory lane) simply because he can.

Really Nezumi indulging in kind of nice things post-series I think is humorous. Growing up in West Block he probably didn't get to experience a lot of different types of food, so I can see him being stunned by how good simple but a little pricey things are. I mean, Nezumi going to a supermarket instead of the foul-smelling open air thing West Block had? His head would explode.

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@Secretagentfan Shion would probably be really tempted to make fun of him. And Nezumi would get snippy and try to hide his excitement/shock by pretending to be emotionless or saying things like, "Shion, no wonder you're so soft and lazy."
But I think that Shion would take notice of the things that particularly catch Nezumi's attention and then get them for him later. Nezumi would complain and be like, 'Why did you spend all that money you idiot' but secretly be pleased.
I think this headcanon turned out cute rather than silly, but oh well XD

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Awww, cute is also okay! ;D I like that headcanon.
Shion should spoil Nezumi a bit with fancy fried quail eggs.

Ah, Nezumi in a supermarket would be really cute too. So much food he has never tried before. ^^ (But I think Inukashi would be even cuter then X'D)

I could also imagine that Nezumi likes helping Karan in the bakery, but sucks at baking and makes a horrible mess, for example dusting pastries with way too much powdered sugar, and when he tries to pipe cream into a cream puff the thing explodes.
In the end he's just allowed to sit there, clean the used bowls and lick the beaters (and Karan places him so that he's also attracking customers.)

Ah...can you imagine Nezumi getting fat? XD

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That's the reason Nezumi isn't coming back. He got fat and now he can't fit in his cool pants. How can he possibly show his face around Shion if he doesn't have his cool pants???

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@Vox: cute headcanons all the way! Shion not-so-secretly spoiling Nezumi a little after reunion really has to happen.

@Weisel: I'm laughing so hard because OF COURSE Nezumi would consider those pants cool. XD 'No Shion don't look at me I'm unsightly now I HAD TO DITCH THE PANTS'

@Ahiku: Nezumi would throw such a fit if anyone ever would dare to mention he might be gaining weight, I'm pretty sure XD 'I am NOT getting fat Shion how dare you even suggest the possibility' 'I didn't say you were getting fat, I just said you might be gaining a little -' 'how DARE you' (and then he goes on a diet anyway because NO FREAKING WAY. He wouldn't last because Karan's baked goods are just too good, but he'd quickly learn some self-restraint with them. Y'know, as soon as he'd even allowed himself to indulge in food a bit, because years and years of surviving on the bare minimum is hard to just shake off I'd imagine.)
Also clearly Shion would notice that sometime at night in bed, because I cannot imagine him not wanting to get close if Nezumi would allow it. Like they would mostly just snuggle a bit for quite a while, but Shion would crave every confirmation that Nezumi was indeed back and wouldn't sneak out again.

... that wasn't anything near funny, I'm clearly not allowed in this thread.

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ALRIGHT I was gone for like 24 hours and I lost track of all of the threads but here I am starting to make it up: seriously guys stop posting for like 30 minutes and let me catch up ^^

Shion: *walking into their apartment* Nezumi, what is this?
Nezumi: I bought it today.
Shion: It's a trash can with feathers and weird things coming out of it.
Nezumi: it's art.
Shion: how much did that cost?!
Nezumi: *really high number**some currency*. really good deal for such a master piece huh?


This may or may not have happened more than once.

Ahiku

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@Weisel
LOL XDDD Yeah, that's the reason why he had to leave!
Ah, btw... his pants. Karan is some kind of wonder mama, she was able to fix Nezumi's shitty pants. I mean they are beige...and were full of blood and I bet there was a hole in them too, since he got shot in his leg. ^^° Normally you'd just throw that stuff away, especially since it came in touch with corspes. o_o° (The other clothes as well. X'D I would never put something like that in my laundry machine. God, just give that kid some of Shion's clothes.)

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Haha X'D I think it's funny to think how embarrassed Nezumi would be. I guess he definitely would gain some weight when he's allowed to eat like a normal human. X'D But he would not get fat, he'd rather look a bit healthier. But I guess Shion would love to tease him a bit. Just imagine them lying in bed and Shion is grabbing his side and even though it's more skin than fat he's making a weird sound X'D Something like. "We-weee *squeeze* *squeeze*" He's Karan's son and was able to practise it all the time not to eat until he's gonna explode. (But well, somehow I get the feeling Shion is just a small eater. Especially when he has a lot of work to do... Karan said that he's getting thinner and thinner in Beyond. .___.) Nezumi is rather lazy and he's always the one who's ranting because he's hungry.
(For examle when that seller lady gave them extra cheese. He was complaining that it wasn't enough and that he's still hungry. Well, he's a boy... they can always eat tons and tons. XD But Shion was like. "Eh, you ate 2 slices of bread... o_o WTF.")
Karan's bakery is like the land of milk and honey. :D

... and Shion and Karan enjoy it to spoil him. X'D Sorry, Nezumi, but you have to get rid of your pants. (Haha, that's THEIR reason. They hate his pants, that's why they feed him tons of food.)

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AoYokai: BEAUTIFUL. NEZUMI HAVING TACKY TASTE IN ART IS THE BEST.

Ahiku: Shion squeezing Nezumi chub is something I didn't know I needed until just now. And wonder mama Karan cleaning Nezumi pants with the power of love.

listenforthelove: Aggressive dieter Nezumi, WOW SON. I wonder if he would spend a lot of time at the gym.

SINCE THIS IS A PLACE FOR SILLY/STUPID HEADCANONS...WHAT BETTER PLACE TO SHARE THIS:

So my friend wrote me a No. 6 crack thing because I have needs. We have a lot of jokes about tear-down-the-government Shion-- I tried to explain Shion's bubbling dissatisfaction with No. 6 in the first few books and somehow the BEST SHION came out of it.

Examples:
Shion: Hey Nezumi...do you ever just want to...lie to the police?

Nezumi: Whoa, you're one to talk Mr. Tear-Down-The-Wall.
Shion: -dead serious- Let freedom ring.

She wrote me a fic and I just can't keep it to myself it's so great.

Here are some nuggets of gold:

Shion's thoughts (After angrily punching the back of a locker he has been shoved into): "he lamely called out, having injured his priceless botanist’s hand. With a few spare seconds, he thought of how like the government his situation is. And like the economy, no invisible hand would do anything helpful."

"But now he was going to be late to his genetics class where he could finally learn about Mendel’s pea experiment. Other’s had blown off the section but Shion found that Mendel’s laws were simply ingenious. The fact that Mendel had almost no contacts outside reminded Shion of himself and it brought him strength."

"Nezumi was not popular, per say, but he was popular in the sense that he had graffitied in the bathroom stall that Shion used every day."

"While looking over Nezumi from his fallen place on the floor, he can stand to appreciate how a kid like that dismantles the school system by writing ‘Nezumi is great’ in the last stall in all boy’s bathrooms. He can appreciate it since the last stall is the best stall."

I will never be over it.

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@secretagentfan OH MY GOG THAT FIC (Your friend's observations about school bathrooms are spot on. seriously.)

Also, about the whole Nezumi getting fat on pastries thing. Do you think that thinness would really be as glorified in No. 6 as it is in our society? Because I would have to disagree with that. Think about it - in the West Block, being fat would be a sign of health. In the city itself, what they probably glorify is muscles. Not thinness, but health. Why? Because the most fit can serve the city best. HOWEVER, this could still be funny. Because it means that Nezumi and Shion would have different ideas of what body types are most attractive. That might even be why Nezumi teases Shion about being skinny all the time. So if Shion put on a little weight, Nezumi would actually be pleased, but Shion would think Nezumi was making fun of him. Or if Nezumi put on weight, Shion might tease him about it, and Nezumi would just brush him off like, 'you have terrible taste, what do you know??'

Okay here's a good headcanon for you: If Nezumi shows up at Shion's door in 3 or 4 years in the same damn pants he left in, then Shion is going to instigate an official pants-burning party. To destroy those wretched rags and get Nezumi something sensible. Hell, by that time, Inukashi is probably dressed better than Nezumi. Please. I need this to happen. I can't stand the thought of Nezumi wearing that **** for one minute more.

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@Vox: ah yeah, good point... though I do seem to recall Rikiga getting sort of shamed for letting himself go in every sense, including having gained weight (and Shion wasn't super complimenting his mother on having put on some weight either - though I guess the description of Rikiga is from Shion's POV, but he's also kind of judged for his weight in the guide. Then again, the guide just doesn't like Rikiga very much XD). But you're right, Nezumi is indeed all 'you're a twig you need to eat more' to Shion, so that could definitely be a No. 6 vs. West Block thing. Super interesting and sorry for letting real world body shaming slip in there...

Those pants definitely need to go the minute Nezumi gets back, that's for freaking sure.
... which came out more nsfw than I actually intended but hey, let's roll with that <<
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Nezumi gains, like, fifty pounds and he shows up like "Look how **** hot I am now Shion." And Shion is just like "...I... Aright..."

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After reunion Sion gets strange crazy hobby to take a photo of each family event they attend with Nezumi, chrismas, new year, birthdays etc. He love to take photos of all guests (Inukashi, Little Shionn, Rikia, his mother and of course Nezumi). Karan happy assist him and make a lot photos for him when he's with Nezumi (thought Nezumi is often embarrassed or annoyed by it)

Shion print later photos and chooses 5 of them per week for his desk at his work.