Author Topic: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)  (Read 2290 times)

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On the other hand: Putting on some weight might be an indication for wealth but it also means that you can't properly defend yourself - except said weight is in muscles. I mean, I see that on many cultures where food is scarce, weight is something looked up to but not when your life depends on your fitness. Am I wrong? (And sorry, that's horribly off-topic, I know.)

And yes! Shion making photos like crazy to remember everything <3

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@kare_reiko: oh no that's super cute! I can definitely see Shion doing that, perhaps as extra proof that Nezumi is back and staying and to keep the 'gifts of memories' tangible.

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I feel like Nezumi would try to stay fit to do Eve? Idk.

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@kare_rinko, LOL THAT'S SO CUTE. Maybe Shion will use those pictures as his desktop wallpaper and it's one of those that changes to a new picture every five minutes. (and maybe Nezumi will prank him one day by putting up a really scandalous picture and Shion opens his laptop one day right before a meeting and it's there and he's all flustered).

and omg, Nezumi leaving because he got fat from Karan's pastries. can that be canon.

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The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Feeding Nezumi Karan's food on their first meeting? Well played, Shion. Well played.

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The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Feeding Nezumi Karan's food on their first meeting? Well played, Shion. Well played.


Oh god XD You're right I didn't seen it this way until now you write it. Nezumi was doomed from beginning. XDD

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No wonder he's teasing Shion for being thin. XD
"How can you possibly be so think when your mama's food is so heavenly.... You're weird!"

Shion: Self-control... (No, I just can eat whatever I want to eat.... :D)
But well... Karan tends to get chubby... and I think boys often take after their mothers... and Shion's father is described as "wiry"... Well....... X'D Shion's just a pushover.

Oh...oh god... imagine Nezumi comes back and Shion is suddenly well-toned. I wonder if Nezumi would like that. ^^

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I can't even imagine it :S Nezumi always seemed like someone who's more agile than strong... I bet Shion would be really surprised

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Imagine... Nezumi comes back and Shion's like... I took jujutsu for four years... let's fight...
And he's all eager because he wants to show Nezumi what he learned, and he never imagined that he could actually beat Nezumi, but then he just knocks him flat on his ass in less than five minutes XD
Not that Nezumi was good at avoiding Shion's attacks to begin with, if you remember that one scene from the anime...

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Haha! X'D That's pretty funny.
And Shion is like. "Oh, come on! You didn't even try! Another round! *-* *bounces back and forth like a video game character* Come on! Hit me!"
Nezumi: x_x

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Nezumi being to lift Shion by the collar, and Shion waving his hand around frantically, trying to hit Nezumi ^^"

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Aww, poor Shion. X'D

Ah, imagine Nezumi grows like hell when he's traveling. Shion is proud that he's 175 now and is like. "Hehe... I'm nearly as tall as Nezumi now! >.< Yess!"
And then Nezumi comes back and is... 1,95 X'D Bean-pole.

Nezumi: Runt!
Shion: *looks upwards* There's barely any difference! _ *smashes his forehead against Nezumi's chin and knocks him out like that*

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NezuShi 20cm height difference gives me life :D

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@Ahiku: omigosh that is brilliant XD Karan is not too tall and Shion does take after her quite a bit, totally legit. Shion all sad-face at Nezumi, like 'You used to be so cute and small!' if he'd even acknowledge Nezumi is indeed so much taller in the first place XD

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XDDD Ah... I'd love that so much. X'D *puts it on my to-draw list*

20cm heigh difference is cool... That's not a head taller, but Nezumi could press his nose against Shion's hair without difficulties when they embrace each other! And he could kiss Shion's forehead because it's right in front of his mouth. X'D I think he'd love that.

Haha, and when they reunite, Nezumi is looking in the window of Shion's room and Shion thinks he's standing on a stool, because he knows that the window is quite high. But then he realizes that Nezumi's not standing on a stool and his little world falls apart. He'd pout at least 2 months. (I mean it was always super important for Shion that he's taller or at least nearly as tall as Nezumi. X'D)

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'You used to be so cute and small!'
Haha XD Yeah... he'd say that when he's pouting for 2 months.

X'DD Or.... they reunite...and Shion is crying. And Nezumi is like. "Ah...don't cry. I'm back... and I won't go away...I promise."
Shion: W....what? That's not it! Why are you so tall! ;____; I want to be your equal! That's not fair!
Nezumi: <,< You're still such a child, Mr. I-lead-the-city! *shoves his arms under Shion's arm pits and lifts him up* Better, Your Mini-Majesty?
Shion: o____o