Author Topic: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)  (Read 2626 times)

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^ Uh, that kinda mean XD, poor Shion.
20 cm difference, that a lot, Nezumi would have around 190 cm in this way O_o.

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Do you think that thinness would really be as glorified in No. 6 as it is in our society? Because I would have to disagree with that. Think about it - in the West Block, being fat would be a sign of health. In the city itself, what they probably glorify is muscles. Not thinness, but health. Why? Because the most fit can serve the city best.

Pretty sure this is confirmed in the book. It's been a while since I read it, but I swear Shion explains how health and fitness is a big thing in the city when he's describing his bicycle and how it's different to other people's. Back when he was furiously pedalling to the park to investigate the dead body. Though it may have been earlier, I'm not sure.

Haha, and when they reunite, Nezumi is looking in the window of Shion's room and Shion thinks he's standing on a stool, because he knows that the window is quite high. But then he realizes that Nezumi's not standing on a stool and his little world falls apart. He'd pout at least 2 months. (I mean it was always super important for Shion that he's taller or at least nearly as tall as Nezumi. X'D)

Pfft. Imagine Nezumi being all nervous upon returning to No.6. He's gonna see Shion for the first time in some years, and there's no telling what the guy will be like or whether he'll accept Nezumi back. So Nezumi is pretty scared, despite all the self-denial, since he actually cares about how Shion perceives him.

Then he's finally standing in front of Shion. Both are silent as neither have any clue what to say or how to reacquaint themselves. Shion's looking Nezumi up and down and realises with horror how much taller Nezumi is now. And he is just unknowingly scowling because of this revelation.

Meanwhile, Nezumi is noticing the stony face on Shion and is having a mini heart-attack. He thinks that Shion must hate him. He's yet to say anything: no welcome, no greeting. Just a pretty hostile expression.

Then maybe Shion will open his mouth and Nezumi is prepared for the worst, a declaration of hatred or demand for him to leave. But Shion just makes an irritated comment about the height differences, and Nezumi will just blink in surprise like he does many a time in the anime. Then breathe a sigh of relief and laugh; Shion is still the same weirdo he always was.
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Pretty sure this is confirmed in the book. It's been a while since I read it, but I swear Shion explains how health and fitness is a big thing in the city when he's describing his bicycle and how it's different to other people's. Back when he was furiously pedalling to the park to investigate the dead body. Though it may have been earlier, I'm not sure.

That's with the Lost Town citizens though! In the Correctional Facility, Shion kept calling everyone fat. :l and we know those are the elite scientists. (From that one scene where this one couple talks to Nezumi and Shion about why they're going up to the third floor 'cause it stinks and the lady compliments Shion's hair).

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Haha, and when they reunite, Nezumi is looking in the window of Shion's room and Shion thinks he's standing on a stool, because he knows that the window is quite high. But then he realizes that Nezumi's not standing on a stool and his little world falls apart. He'd pout at least 2 months. (I mean it was always super important for Shion that he's taller or at least nearly as tall as Nezumi. X'D)

;____; I can see all these headcanons about Shion complaining about the height difference!! When they first reunited at 16, Nezumi was the one who brought up that he was taller, so it'd totally make sense for Shion to bring it up again when they reunite after since he has a good memory. T___T (sobs)

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The thing about fitness, it's actually Elyurias making them want to be fit. The little eggs in the citizens are controlling them in a way, and Elyurias would want her children's hosts to be as good of hosts as possible... Think about it, Karan was plump, but Shion wasn't. Bicycles became popular around the time that Elyurias's eggs would have been planted. ...Creeeepyyy...

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Yes, right... Shion took care of his body because of Elyurias' egg inside of him. ^^

Ah, btw. if you don't know it yet... Lawl and I have talked about it quite a while ago. I've written some kind of analysis back then and posted it on Tumblr, but I've also posted it in the Latch Buidling department now. :3 If some other people want to talk about it...or share other ideas... or whatever. XD

http://no6.createaforum.com/the-latch-building/stressed-wasps-why-did-shion-not-die/

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;____; I can see all these headcanons about Shion complaining about the height difference!! When they first reunited at 16, Nezumi was the one who brought up that he was taller, so it'd totally make sense for Shion to bring it up again when they reunite after since he has a good memory. T___T (sobs)

Aww...don't cry! ;_; *hugs you and gives you a handkerchief wit NezuShi print*

@listenforthelove and I talked about their heigh difference... 8 cm are nothing, when you're not close to each other, you won't notice it at all.
Nezumi just wanted to dance to show Shion that he's taller than him and to do so, he had to invade Shion's personal space. XD Ah, we also thought that it's really cute of them, that they have this kind of "quarrel". It shows that they are young boys after all.

(Ahahah... XDDD I wonder if they also compared the lenght of their...uh...cocks? Probably not, since Nezumi was a little queen when it came to getting naked around SHion... that's what he said when they were in the underground realm and Shion touched his scars and naked back in front of hundreds of people XD And Nezumi said that he had the pleasure to see Shion naked once... Uh-uh-uhhhh X'D They are so... not gay in that moment! Yay!)

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The thing about fitness, it's actually Elyurias making them want to be fit. The little eggs in the citizens are controlling them in a way, and Elyurias would want her children's hosts to be as good of hosts as possible... Think about it, Karan was plump, but Shion wasn't. Bicycles became popular around the time that Elyurias's eggs would have been planted. ...Creeeepyyy...

That's true!! Elyurias did want them healthy. That's also why West Block citizens didn't fit the criteria (because starving). but if fitness was a requirement, that doesn't quite make sense. I could've sworn the whole buzz about the killer bees was that they didn't know who would be next (i.e. there's no correlation between age, gender, status, etc.) I can't remember if physique was on the list. But if only physically fit people were being hunted, then I feel like someone would've caught on. (Only the physically fit are being eaten! Time to get fat!!) Or are we just assuming that everyone in No.6 was in shape? If so, did Shion call the No.6 researchers plump just because he'd been surrounded by very thin people for the past few months and that had become the norm? But then Rikiga's constantly referred to as being on the chubby side too. :C

(Slowly losing track of what the discussion was about). BACKTRACKING. I don't think either thinness nor muscles were admired by citizens of No.6. I feel like they didn't do things such as "admiring" because then it would imply you're not happy with your status quo and that you are wanting more than your position. (was that allowed? I know unhappiness isn't allowed). WHOOPS. This is also not a cute or funny headcanon. Man, my post is just a trainwreck.

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Aww...don't cry! ;_; *hugs you and gives you a handkerchief wit NezuShi print*

*_* I will never use this. *enshrines*

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I wonder if they also compared the lenght of their...uh...****s?

WHAT IF THE REASON WHY NEZUMI WAS SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT BEING NEKKID IN FRONT OF SHION WAS BECAUSE SHION IS BIGGER??
asdsadhkas is that PG-13. I am so sorry.

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@Meopat: I think it's less 'physically fit' and more 'able to change your lifestyle to fit what the bees want', if that makes sense. Like the hosts would start to avoid danger and eat healthier and stuff, but that doesn't necessarily mean they were already doing that. I can't find it in the novels right now, but this was in the guide:
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The young insect hatched from the egg influences the brain of its host, and has the power to control them to take the most suitable actions. Without the host noticing themselves, they become very aware of their health, and even their personality turns calmer in order to steer clear of danger.

But yeah, Shion did call out a lot of people on their body - didn't he also mention Karan had gained some weight after moving to Chronos?


@Ahiku: omigosh the rating of this thread rapidly went up with that comment XDDD Though then again, Nezumi kind of brought that into the scene himself, huh.

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@listenforthelove: That does make sense! So it's not necessarily physique, but just healthy living style. :d

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But yeah, Shion did call out a lot of people on their body - didn't he also mention Karan had gained some weight after moving to Chronos?

If Nezumi comes back pudgier, is Shion going to call him out on it?!

Or what if they reunite, then Nezumi gets fat in No.6 because of Mama's cooking and Shion calls him out AND NEZUMI LEAVES AGAIN asdsadsafa

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Or what if they reunite, then Nezumi gets fat in No.6 because of Mama's cooking and Shion calls him out AND NEZUMI LEAVES AGAIN asdsadsafa

Oh god, that would be an awful reason to leave him... ;_;

Shion: *cries* Don't go... or take me along with you.
Nezumi: No...
Shion: Why not...?
Nezumi: I don't want you to see me sweating.
*takes a rope ans skips away*
Shion: ;______; No!
Nezumi: I can't stay. Your mama's cooking is too good.
Shion: ;__________; Stay! I'll ask Shionn to cook your meals from now on!

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omg. Nezumi jump roping away into the sunset.

He's always been super attentive to the salt-content of soup. XD I wouldn't be surprised if Nezumi actually watched his figure. (or maybe he's a health freak or has picky taste buds. :B or maybe it's all of the above?!)

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Hm… I’m not that sure about it. I think he would like to eat more. I remember him complaining about not enough food every now and then in the novels.

For example here:

Quote from: ” NO. 6 - Vol 8 Ch 4”
"I was thinking about food."
"Huh?"
"Food. F-o-o-d. I was thinking about what I'd order if I could stuff myself with whatever I liked."
"―Materialistic of you, huh?" Shion commented.
"Food is important. Sometimes, a roll that an old baker man has slapped together is much more meaningful than an eternal truth discovered by an esteemed philosopher. That's the nature of life. Anyway, right now I'm so hungry I'm starting to feel sorry for myself. I probably won't be able to sleep if I went to bed now."
"You just ate. You ate two rolls."
"Rock-hard, withered bread, hot water and a piece of cheese is not nearly enough."
"Don't be greedy," Shion said sternly. "Thanks to that madam at the bakery, we were able to get our hands on some good cheese. It was a pretty decent dinner."

In Shion’s mind, it’s a decent dinner, but Nezumi wants more. XD Ok, he’s still growing and he’s a tall boy, no wonder he needs a lot of food. Boys can eat a lot. ^^°
Ah, I think Nezumi is also very fond of meat pie. (Or meat in general. XD)

And concerning fish… Shion says Nezumi doesn’t like fish, and Nezumi says: “I can’t eat raw fish, because it’s too dirty here.” He can’t be picky about his food. (Ok, I guess he eats fried/cooked fish, but doesn’t like it that much… but he would eat it.)  I think he’d be picky, when he has the chance to be picky.  “Uhh, Shion…I don’t like grapefruits… when I try to eat them the juice is splashing into my eyes! >,< And I don’t like fish… I don’t like broccoli… I don’t  want to eat little trees, Shion! Get me meat pie! And a steak.”

Hm…somehow I think he doesn’t have a sweet tooth… and he likes mild food. Not too salty, not too sweet, not too sour, not too spicy. Maybe he prefers natural flavors of ingredients, because he was born in the forest and ate stuff growing in the forest in his childhood.   

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@Ahiku: haha, yeah, Nezumi does complain about not getting enough food quite a bit, huh. He really is quite the diva sometimes, so I can kind of imagine him being picky if the situation allows it, and to complain if he has no other choice XD;

I don't know how canon it is, but that leaflet by Hinoki Kino seems to indicate he doesn't like fish period ;) I don't know though, the guide put in a question mark at raw fish. Could go either way, but it's clearly not his favourite dish.

High five on headcanoning Nezumi not having a very sweet tooth! Though I guess he can make an exception for Karan's baking depending on how sweet she makes it XD I do think he'd prefer dark chocolate over milk, because uh reasons. (Also, cheese muffins. Because why not, for the puns)

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Oh yeah, I also think he prefers dark chocolate. But cocoa and cherry cake will always be appreciated, since it brings back memories and he was nearly starving when Shion fed him this stuff. (But ok, he was a kid back then. Maybe he really liked it then.)
I guess Shion is quite the sweet tooth. Cherry cake... he had stuff to make cocoa in his room in Chronos. ^^° But he also seems to be a small eater...
I could imagine SHion eating sweet stuff between his meetings, but also not that much. Karan said in beyond that he's gotten so thin.

His food schedule is probably lile: No breakfast... coffee to go, muffin or another sweet pastry between the first and the second meeting, coffee, an apple in the next break, coffee, some kind of weird vacuum packed energy jelly to drink, coffe... and when he comes home in the middle of the night, he's eating nothing or maybe a piece of bread... unless Karan wakes up and prepares a decent late night meal for him.

I could imagine that he's drinking his body weight in coffee and that his habits get better when Nezumi is back, because Nezumi is always hungry and he forces Shion to eat properly as well. (But he's also diva like and picky.)

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Okay, reviving this thread again...

Nezumi is a Pokémon...a rat-like one... his evolutions are Nezumini, Nezumi and Nezumega and he attacks with knifes. He could also be a Digimon... I guess you just need to add a -mon then... Nezuminimon, Nezumimon, Nezumegamon. X'D

And Shion is his trainer/digimon partner... ^^°


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@Ahiku: omigods XDD And clearly one of his attacks as a Pokémon would be Attract. Which always works regardless of gender because screw the rules XD
Hmmm would he evolve by leveling or by a certain stone or by happiness/affection?

(I know nothing about Digimon sorry, though it's a shame I can't add to that because Nezuminimon sounds like the cutest thing ever omg)