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Well, I think Digimon are way uglier than Pokémon. X'D I'm not sure if Nezuminimon is cute at all. It's probably a tiny fat fur ball with gigantic teeth.

Yeah, attract is a good attack! XD Hmmm...it would be cute when he'd evolve by affection. ;_; (But he needs a lot of it!)

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haha awww! That's a bit mean to poor little Nezuminimon XD

I'm literally going through lists of Pokémon attacks now to find some for Nezumi because I don't have enough hobbies apparently. Razor Wind? Silver Wind? Oh wait that's a bug move. What type would he be? Normal, Dark, Fairy (because THEY SLAY DRAGONS I'm still laughing), combo? I guess most rat types are Normal (or a combo with something else), hm...

Oh no imagine Shion just cuddling his Pokémon all day and playing with it and giving it all the Poképuffs ahhh

Did someone make up Pokémon teams for them yet? I am fairly sure someone did but still XD

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Tokomon. Any further questions? X'D

Nezuminimon is a little monster! I guess he should rather be a Pokémon. XD I think they're cuter.

Oh god, I didn't even know that there are so many different types. X'D I lost track of the series after... I don't even know. It was loooong, long ago.
Well, what's dark? What can they do? ^^° Somehow I imagine him being a blacki rat with a white face. (Not Mickey Mouse XD)

Oh god, fairies slay dragons? XDDD That's cruel!

Aww, Shion cuddling his Pokémon all day would be soo cute. XD He'd also have an Inukashishi, a Safuhatchi and a Karanpan.

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@Ahiku: oh gods NO CLOSE YOUR MOUTH NO PLEASE WHY THIS

Hm, iirc Dark is super effective against Ghost and Psychic... -checks- ah yes. Actually I thought Raticate was Normal-Dark, but he's only Normal. Then again, most of its biting moves are Dark type XD Bite, Sucker Punch, Crunch... guess that's where I was confused.

KARANPAN GO ON WITHOUT ME OMG

But yesss
incidentally if Shion ever got his hands on a Pokémon game I wonder how he'd play it? If game consoles even exist in No. 6, that is. Like part of me thinks he'd be super into it and try getting optimal stats, but another part of me thinks he'd get super distracted by Pokémon-Amie in the later games...

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Nezumi is a Pokémon...a rat-like one... his evolutions are Nezumini, Nezumi and Nezumega and he attacks with knifes.

Pokemon y'say?

Nezumini evolves into Nezumi by fire stone, then into his third evolution by affection (that's a really cute idea btw). And I suppose he could start off with grass or normal type due to his origins, then get a second type of steel later on (since he becomes adept at knife fighting).

Sing is an actual normal-type move, so it's possible he could have that in his moveset too :P

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Oh, Sing would also be great! XD
(Oh god, I have no clue when it comes to Pokémon... I just watched the first 3 seasons or so. XD)

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Oh yeah, I think Shion would really love to play console games. XD Awww... Shion and Nezumi playing video games together... Actually, I always wanted to draw that. It's already on my to do list. X'D

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@Spyed: SING. Of course. I'll go sitting in the corner of shame now, whoa. No that's great, he definitely needs Sing!
Oh, Steel is a good one for secondary type~ (haaa, I just went to bulbapedia to check and the only Normal-Steel type so far is F-00, which shows up in Pokéstar Studios - so an actor XD)

Fire stone omg

@Ahiku: ahhh, super looking forward to you drawing them playing video games!! Ohh what would they be playing?

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This conversation is amazing.

Spyed: F-fire stone. That's hilarious. And unfortunate.

Ahiku: Nezumi and Shion playing video games together? Best.

I wonder who would be more skilled. Shion's got No. 6 technology experience, but Nezumi's not bad with machines... Both of them have competitive streaks. I guess it would depend on the game.

POKEMON TEAMS? OH MAN. I can see Shion catching all the pokemon right near his hometown and then only using them and having them all be massively powerful. I think he'd feel a personal obligation to RAISE any pokemon he catches. I can see him with a Zubat and a pidgey. Lapras too. I do not know why.

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@secretagentfan: yeah, they're both competitive, huh... I somehow picture Nezumi being all 'okay Shion sure I'll play this game with you because you want to play it so badly', and then getting way way into it. (My mind always auto-shortcuts to Mario Kart and then Rainbow Road. Oh gosh. Hey it fits! Rainbows!)

Ohhhh yes Shion would DEFINITELY be the kind of person to appreciate every single Pokémon and raise them carefully (and give them really dorky or silly names Nezumi keeps chiding him for as with the mice). Frickin' Zubat. He'd probably feel bad for it because everyone keeps cursing them XD
Lapras is so lovely I second that! It's super gentle, isn't it? -reads the Pokédex entry for Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire- oh man now I'm sad.
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People have driven Lapras almost to the point of extinction. In the evenings, this Pokémon is said to sing plaintively as it seeks what few others of its kind still remain.
... Though I guess that does tie in nicely, huh.

Nezumi would just catch a party full of Rattatas in the first forest and breed them to the top percentage. /shot

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@Ahiku: THAT IS ADORABLE. Oh man, I'm excited to see how your picture turns out.

Imagine them playing Mario Kart in a Modern Day AU (Safu, Inukashi, and maybe Rikiga included). Who would win? XD
it sounds like a super cute fic idea too. ;__;


Shion would be the type to nickname all his pokemon too, wouldn't he. LOL
I can kind of see him having a Magikarp as well. (and it'd evolve into a red Gyarados and everyone would be like omfg)
I see Inukashi with a Growlithe. T_T ... I hope no one gives Safu a team of beedrills. if I'm not mistaken, I think there's a queen bee pokemon too

YES TO NEZUMI WITH ALL THE RATTATAS.
I dunno if any of you read Pokemon Special / Pokemon Adventures, but Silver reminds me of Nezumi. So I always imagined Nezumi having a somewhat fierce and dark team. .... until I thought about him having a team of overly powered Rattatas.

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@Meopat: don't tempt I really want a fic like that haha. But ohhh if Rikiga joins in he might actually be rather good at first, but he just won't improve much and he'll get frustrated I think... and just announce it 'pointless' and give up. Safu might be completely awful at first, but figures out the best ways to go about and memorizes the routes and everything, so she'd get really good after a while. I think Shion mostly likes the fun of playing with his friends, and I kind of imagine him being the one to bring it up, so he's probably the one with the game who's had the most practice. Nezumi would just indulge him sometimes, but if he gets really into it, I'd imagine he gets super competitive and maybe make it personal against some people. He and Inukashi would definitely constantly throw turtles at each other and try to get the other off the road at any rate. Actually, Inukashi would probably try to pick up every power up and use the ones against the other drivers CONSTANTLY.
... wow self please stop.


Ohh Magikarp is a great one! 'Shion, stop wasting time with that pointless Pokémon, just throw him in Day Care or something if you want him to level up that badly.' 'No Nezumi he needs care and love!' 'SHION IT'S A BUNCH OF PIXELS' And if the game has Amie, Shion would probably have the Pokémon completely adore him before ever getting close to evolving.

Ohh Growlithe is great for Inukashi! Super protective over their owners and all. Maybe also a Lillipup? OK that is my own bias speaking, I love Lillipups XD ALL THE DOG POKÉS FOR INUKASHI, I don't care how cliché it is. Inukashi would do it I'm fairly sure.
There is indeed a queen bee omg. Vespiquen! Only female species too. Bigger than normal Beedrill, but Mega Beedrill is 1.4m according to bulbapedia and excuse me while I RUN 500 MILES AWAY FROM BEEDRILLS FOREVER.

Sorry for putting the Rattatas in your mind? XD; ohhh dark Pokémon sound like his way to go! Actually I thought Raticate was part Dark, but it's a Normal type full stop - it does have some Dark moves, I think that's where I got confused.
Ohh, maybe Umbreon? Since it's apparently also the Moonlight Pokémon. Y'know, Tsukiyo. ;)

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XDDDDD LOL!
Yeah, that's both...funny and cute. X'D And then Nezumi has to buy coffee for SHion to make up for his attack... but I could imagine he's trying to do it again, on purpose... because he loves it to tease him. XD

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When Shion is mad at Nezumi, he'll put a CD player next to Nezumi's head...very, very early and he'll play this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkkbvDLyPBk&index=125&list=FLEp6ZLUFbgYDBbYka_v_VLQ

X'D And he'll never stop, unless Nezumi apologizes...

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You can bet your ass Nezumi's fist would end that CD player five seconds in.