Author Topic: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)  (Read 2626 times)

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Haha, yeah! X'D But when Shion serves him his breakfast eggs, he turns on the radio and the moderator is like: "This is a message for Nezumi. *song is playing again*"

I bet this would be the ultimate method of torture to him! X'D

Ah, but I wonder what he has done then... ^^ I guess it's really hard to get Shion so mad. X'D It should be something horrible, but also kinda trivial when he's punishing him like that. I'd say something like using his toothbrush (although I guess Shion doesn't mind that ^^) or...cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush. X'D Leaving a stinky wet old towel in his bag... repeatedly. Or Shion was cleaning the entire morning and Nezumi made a mess...

A while ago I talked with listenforthelove about the waking up scene in the bakery and we came to the conclusion that injured Nezumi has made a horrible mess in Karan's bathroom. X'D Because hello...shower yourself with an injured shoulder...without getting it wet. And there's no way he'd let Karan help him. X'D

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Headcanon: Shion is the most awkward dancer. In any AU ever.
http://petitechocomochi.tumblr.com/post/117915857899/this-child-killed-a-man
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STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS

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Haha XDDD Cute!
It would be really funny when he's dancing like that and Nezumi comes through the open window and is like: Wtf... o_o Uh...hello....
Shion: *dances awkwardly, but really pleased with himself*
Nezumi: Shion...hello! 
Shion: *stops* O__O Nezu-hi!

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Okay... headcanon: AU... Shion works in a burger restaurant and Nezumi is a really horrible customer.
Shion is pissed and spits on Nezumi's burger. X'D But one of Nezumi's mice saw it (they tried to find food in the kitchen. X'DD) and told him so... Nezumi eats it and Shion laughs in his sleeve. When Nezumi is leaving, he throws the crumpled-up burger paper right in Shion's face and leaves. Shion gets angry and wants to throw it away, but then he notices that Nezumi noted something down... and the message is like: "Thanks, your salvia was delicious. But maybe we should go on a date first before we exchange our body fluids. Here's my number."

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OMFG... Do you think Shion would even have the nerve to try something like that??

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No X'D But it would be really funny. X'DDDD Nasty burger Shion.
That's why I put it in this thread.

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Ahhh, this subject is the cutest xD (hope I'm not too late to jump in)

headcanon: Lili once taught Shion how to make braids and now he's actually pretty pro at it and of course one day he's gotta try it out on Nezumi's beaauuutiful hair B)

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Hello and welcome!! Of course you're not to late. Never be afraid to revive any old topics or jump in on current ones :3

Also... I bet Nezumi would scoff at the idea of Shion braiding his hair, so Shion would do it sometime while he's sleeping.

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Hi Dorien <3

Haha...but I could also imagine that Nezumi wants to braid Shion's hair... His hair is not thaaat short, so he can also do something. I mean he loves Shion's hair. X'D I bet he'd also love to wash and dry it. He'd comb his with his fingers...again...and again... XD And after like 2 hours Shion is like. "Nezumi.... Nezumi? I'm going bald...Nezumi...my hair is dry, thank you."

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Hello! Thank you Weisel!! :3 and hi Ahiku! ^^ <3

Aaah that's the cutest, they're just completely obsessed with each other's hair ;w;
And then Nezumi wakes up with his head full of little braids and he'll just be like "...not again..."

Or imagine them both waking up looking like lions and having no clue that it was actually their hair-obsessed significant other who couldn't keep their hands to themselves at night ;)

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Haha, Lion Nezumi and Shion would be really cute! X'D Apropos Lion...

Meo said that Nekokashi would lend cats... (Haha, maybe in another universe) and I thought that Nezumi's secret little side job could be something like lending his mice to people so they can send other people sms. X'D And he would be Nezumikashi then. Meo imagined him like Kiki in Kiki's delivery service in a black shirt, using mice and parkour to send mail... I think he should be barefooted. I mean Kiki's short looks like Nezumi's shirt when he's 12, just the color is different. ^^

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HELLO DORIEN. :D omg I love the exact same things you love. XD there's nothing better than fries, cats, and Nezushi. *u*

I love this crazy hair headcanon!! XD I feel like Nezumi would actually look amazing with braided hair. .. and so would Inukashi. but Shion would look like a lost kindergartener. XD

And I am in too deep with Nezumi's Delivery Service. >_>

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Meeeeooo...he's so cute! XDDDD AWWW!
Nezumi, the little witch. Parkour witch, and when he's jumping and running, you can see his boxer shorts, totally ghibli like. XD

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Boxer shorts with mouse print. (I actually want to make some for when I'm cosplaying pajama Nezumi at a con slumber party)

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My friend was browsing couple t-shirts on YesAsia...
(couple t-shirts: phenomenon extremely popular in Asia, mostly South Korea, where two people that are dating / in love express their affection for one another by wearing matching clothes)

... needless to say, she found these: http://www.yesstyle.com/en/simpair-bee-embroidered-loose-fit-couple-t-shirt-black-m/info.html/pid.1041269302#productPageSectionTop

IMAGINE NEZUSHI. XDDD