Author Topic: Stupid/Funny Headcanons (no matter if pre, post, reunion, AU)  (Read 2626 times)

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AoYokai: BEAUTIFUL. NEZUMI HAVING TACKY TASTE IN ART IS THE BEST.

Ahiku: Shion squeezing Nezumi chub is something I didn't know I needed until just now. And wonder mama Karan cleaning Nezumi pants with the power of love.

listenforthelove: Aggressive dieter Nezumi, WOW SON. I wonder if he would spend a lot of time at the gym.

SINCE THIS IS A PLACE FOR SILLY/STUPID HEADCANONS...WHAT BETTER PLACE TO SHARE THIS:

So my friend wrote me a No. 6 crack thing because I have needs. We have a lot of jokes about tear-down-the-government Shion-- I tried to explain Shion's bubbling dissatisfaction with No. 6 in the first few books and somehow the BEST SHION came out of it.

Examples:
Shion: Hey Nezumi...do you ever just want to...lie to the police?

Nezumi: Whoa, you're one to talk Mr. Tear-Down-The-Wall.
Shion: -dead serious- Let freedom ring.

She wrote me a fic and I just can't keep it to myself it's so great.

Here are some nuggets of gold:

Shion's thoughts (After angrily punching the back of a locker he has been shoved into): "he lamely called out, having injured his priceless botanistís hand. With a few spare seconds, he thought of how like the government his situation is. And like the economy, no invisible hand would do anything helpful."

"But now he was going to be late to his genetics class where he could finally learn about Mendelís pea experiment. Otherís had blown off the section but Shion found that Mendelís laws were simply ingenious. The fact that Mendel had almost no contacts outside reminded Shion of himself and it brought him strength."

"Nezumi was not popular, per say, but he was popular in the sense that he had graffitied in the bathroom stall that Shion used every day."

"While looking over Nezumi from his fallen place on the floor, he can stand to appreciate how a kid like that dismantles the school system by writing ĎNezumi is greatí in the last stall in all boyís bathrooms. He can appreciate it since the last stall is the best stall."

I will never be over it.