@Weisel You are the bomb. (Aww, I'd be honored to claim you as my fake girlfriend XD)
I actually had the opportunity to tell him I'm slightly gay and didn't take it... that was really stupid of me... but at the time I didn't realise how creepy he was. It only set in later...
The worst kind of creep is a creep you have sympathy for. At least with strangers, you feel no guilt about defending yourself properly...